All I'm picturing now is the outrage if like, the next Star Wars film features a scene where a stormtrooper brings fucking Kylo Ren Burger King and he's just sitting there eating a Whopper. Like it's one thing to put product placement in Transformers or Jurassic World or capeshit movies that supposedly take place in "reality", but not in these fucking imaginary worlds. Imagine how mad the nerds would be. One scene where Oscar Isaac pulls his X-Wing into a Taco Bell and orders a caliente supreme burrito.

As long as the series gas ample women and Faggots, they don't really care

puissance obscure

There's not enough gay transvestite crabs in this chapter. Clearly this person does not care about diversity.

So several hundred years in the future, they're still using coins and paper.

Old Yeller was less frothing at the mouth than this mongoloid.

Adjective me to death

I ... I just can't

"junktion" good god he's clever.

I couldn't read more than 3 paragraphs. This is even worse than I thought

Gave up around the age conversion line. Unadulterated dreck.

This is so fucking bad it isn't even funny. Jesus fucking christ. McDonalds? The fat fuck seriously put a real fast food chain into his sci-fi universe?

Nerd culture is very consumerist

It’s shittier than I ever imagined. I feel bad now.

Ifs so bad I now imagine him writing it with crayons, wearing shorts and a Monsters Inc t-shirt while his mom tries to force a smile through the tears every time he excitedly looks up at her.

I'd rather die than continue reading that drivel

This is bad.

"An Ish mother with a brood of a dozen hatchlings. Blahblah on top of her carapace. Tried petting it but got pinched by an unsuspecting claw"

So all he tells us is that the Ish species is vaguely lobsterlike. Nice worldbuilding stupid.