No way Artie's drug free for over 100 days

16  2019-05-19 by squish_is_my_dog

Pumping gas as his halfway house job? Losing weight after stopping cocaine use (makes zero fucking sense)

Man needs to fix that fucking nose. I speculate only reason he doesn't is cuz he'll never be able to snort anything again with a fake bullshit one.

And that thought alone is a garden he's not willing to plant his spring roses in.

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Well, he was fat as fuck on cocaine.

Pumping gas as his halfway house job? Losing weight after stopping cocaine use (makes zero fucking sense)

He stopped sprinkling that shit on cheese burgers.

I don't understand how pumping gas counts as public service.

It's not, he's likely required to have a job to live in the halfway house.

All these comics have great job skills

What other job could he get where he shows up late or doesn’t show up at all?

Only at #CompoundAmerica!

I also don’t think he can fix his nose because he can’t afford it

He will be sober while under the thumb, and as soon as he gets the chance he will be calling Ang to run for the man once again. I can't wait until they find him dead and a whore sells pictures of his bloated corpse to the tabloids.