No way Artie's drug free for over 100 days
16 2019-05-19 by squish_is_my_dog
Pumping gas as his halfway house job? Losing weight after stopping cocaine use (makes zero fucking sense)
Man needs to fix that fucking nose. I speculate only reason he doesn't is cuz he'll never be able to snort anything again with a fake bullshit one.
And that thought alone is a garden he's not willing to plant his spring roses in.
8 comments
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-19
Well, he was fat as fuck on cocaine.
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-19
He stopped sprinkling that shit on cheese burgers.
1 Jungies 2019-05-19
I don't understand how pumping gas counts as public service.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-05-19
It's not, he's likely required to have a job to live in the halfway house.
1 Phkna1 2019-05-19
All these comics have great job skills
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-19
What other job could he get where he shows up late or doesn’t show up at all?
Only at #CompoundAmerica!
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-19
I also don’t think he can fix his nose because he can’t afford it
1 Phkna1 2019-05-19
He will be sober while under the thumb, and as soon as he gets the chance he will be calling Ang to run for the man once again. I can't wait until they find him dead and a whore sells pictures of his bloated corpse to the tabloids.