Could have been a model

115  2019-05-19 by JoeySkeetSauce

17 comments

He IS a model. A model citizen.

He did bang that super model broad, back in the day.

Norm doesn't lay down on top of women anymore.

He’s too mature for that nonsense. Only man children have sex, according to him. Real men eat Count Chocula and think about death.

He made love to her in the ass.

Norm is actually a handsome guy and shunned that lifestyle to really focus on being funny. He's literally a saint, when you think about it.

That's true. Nana was hideously deformed so had no choice but to be funny. But Adonis-like Opie vould have been a model and had those ginger looks that women want and men wished they had so he never bothered to develop personality.

Glad Norm chose not to rely on his looks.

That and his crippling gambling addict.

That old chunk of coal glistens like a diamond

Look at those superior genes.

He didn’t want to be around those people

norm and quinn were the best weekend update guys. Everyone else fucking sucked at it

I love Colin, but let's not pretend his Weekend Update stint was a success

Young Col was also a hot piece of ass

it's hard to not be hot when you're a fuckin' babe

Literal hero and role model to all

What a hot piece of ass!