Dear Joe Cumia, 90% of the people who visit this sub could beat you in a fight
84 2019-05-18 by BeigeFrequency
You're elderly, you have a bad heart, you haven't been in a fight since you beat up Colin Quinn's cousin 4 decades ago and the only exercise you get is poorly strumming a chibson. Just stop.
30 comments
1 Lemmy46 2019-05-18
And he’s quietly just as much of a drunk as his brother.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-18
Nope. Doesn’t drink alcohol much at all anymore, so that’s not a problem. He quit smoking and (back in the day, blow). Cold turkey.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-05-18
Now if he could only quit blowing hard cocks!
1 Lemmy46 2019-05-18
The only thing that’s a cold turkey in his life is his penis.
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-18
Brittle old man
1 clotinmybrain 2019-05-18
Joe Cumia is the type of coward that after losing all his money, his wife, and daughter. His allowance from Nana. Would steel a van and kidnap his child all while leading cops on a 45 minute high speed chase and end it all with grabbing his daughter, putting a .357 in his mouth and blowing his brains all over her face. Just so he can fuck someone else's life up before he checks out.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-18
How many times have you contemplated doing this yourself? All you left out was the time of day.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-05-18
I was actually expecting a Vizio bar to make an appearance in your story.
1 clotinmybrain 2019-05-18
Damn, missed opportunity. Next time I'll try harder.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-18
That's oddly specific and dark. Good work
1 NickApleas 2019-05-18
That would be such a great ending to all of this.
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-05-18
nice steel, stupid.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-18
How about we just do a jogging contest? Or a guitar solo competition?
Joe... just name anything you can do better than anyone, besides leeching.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-18
I issued Joe a guitar competition about 6 months ago. I'd link it but the fat vape thief nuked everything.
Of course the pussy didn't respond.
1 call_me_winston 2019-05-18
hey joe i will slap your floppy nigger titties til theyre fuckin purple
stupid gay cow
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-18
People that could beat the shit out of Joe Cumia (1/110,000) https://i.imgur.com/b9ekQff.jpg
1 kingship75 2019-05-18
Also a better speaker.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-18
People with a less vacant, mouth breathing stare than Giumia.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-18
Joe's just so used to physically intimidating that manlet pussy brother of his that he really believes he's Mr. Tough Gay.
1 ichise8 2019-05-18
war hero joe just stays living in your heads rent-free. the man is belly laughing. he almost passed out from laughing after he shut the sub down
nice try tho. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Jungies 2019-05-18
Exactly, he's incredibly unfit.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-18
Would it be gay to post a photo of me naked with an invitation to fight Joe ?
1 Martillo_Valentine 2019-05-18
I’ll give him this, he does have a massive height advantage over me.
1 brandoniskindadead 2019-05-18
The loudest, biggest talkers are always the biggest, weakest pussies.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-18
He doesn’t have the necessary testosterone for a fight.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-18
I hear Joe gets winded and confused while tying his shoes.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-18
100% could beat him in a spelling bee.
1 Belchides 2019-05-18
I'm against elder abuse.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-05-18
This is good timing. I just won a grappling tournament for my weight class of 205. I say bring it Joe
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2019-05-18
What bothers me about myself is that I'm not sure I could take him.