And he’s quietly just as much of a drunk as his brother.

Nope. Doesn’t drink alcohol much at all anymore, so that’s not a problem. He quit smoking and (back in the day, blow). Cold turkey.

Now if he could only quit blowing hard cocks!

The only thing that’s a cold turkey in his life is his penis.

Brittle old man

Joe Cumia is the type of coward that after losing all his money, his wife, and daughter. His allowance from Nana. Would steel a van and kidnap his child all while leading cops on a 45 minute high speed chase and end it all with grabbing his daughter, putting a .357 in his mouth and blowing his brains all over her face. Just so he can fuck someone else's life up before he checks out.

How many times have you contemplated doing this yourself? All you left out was the time of day.

I was actually expecting a Vizio bar to make an appearance in your story.

Damn, missed opportunity. Next time I'll try harder.

That's oddly specific and dark. Good work

That would be such a great ending to all of this.

nice steel, stupid.

How about we just do a jogging contest? Or a guitar solo competition?

Joe... just name anything you can do better than anyone, besides leeching.

I issued Joe a guitar competition about 6 months ago. I'd link it but the fat vape thief nuked everything.

Of course the pussy didn't respond.

hey joe i will slap your floppy nigger titties til theyre fuckin purple

stupid gay cow

People that could beat the shit out of Joe Cumia (1/110,000) https://i.imgur.com/b9ekQff.jpg

Also a better speaker.

People with a less vacant, mouth breathing stare than Giumia.

Joe's just so used to physically intimidating that manlet pussy brother of his that he really believes he's Mr. Tough Gay.

war hero joe just stays living in your heads rent-free. the man is belly laughing. he almost passed out from laughing after he shut the sub down

nice try tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

he almost passed out from laughing after he shut the sub down

Exactly, he's incredibly unfit.

Would it be gay to post a photo of me naked with an invitation to fight Joe ?

I’ll give him this, he does have a massive height advantage over me.

The loudest, biggest talkers are always the biggest, weakest pussies.

He doesn’t have the necessary testosterone for a fight.

I hear Joe gets winded and confused while tying his shoes.

100% could beat him in a spelling bee.

I'm against elder abuse.

This is good timing. I just won a grappling tournament for my weight class of 205. I say bring it Joe

What bothers me about myself is that I'm not sure I could take him.