Where's the monster cock?

it's there, it's just in relaxed chill fishing mode

Brotherman is humble, he gave us a little taste before and now keeps it out of sight so as not to shame us inferior piece-havers.

Big man, reeling in the big fish, by his big house.

Correction: his big mansion.

https://i.redd.it/pcvie4vg8xe11.jpg

When I looked up the place years ago, I laughed. Until I’ve seen It’s value increase 35% from when he bought it.

Paid $1.64 Million. Zillow estimate is $1.71 Million. I'm guessing that doesn't include all the urine damage. I'm confident he'll take a loss.

And he won't have Trump to sue/blame on this one.

You’re a joyless faggot.

I am not joyless.

Or guilt trip your brother into buying you $60,000 worth of fish annually.

the stripers are running, brotherman! brotherman!

Brotherman Opie giving a shout-out to the fishers of men, a true man of Christ.

That happy, satisfied look on Opie's face is what Ant thinks he looks like when he's plastering on his fake smile, unable to hide the sadness.

Give a man a cosy radio gig and hell work for 20 years. Teach him to set up his own media empire and hell be bankrupt within 3 years

I can't be the only one who's completely repulsed by holding a live fish

I was listening to an old show and Opie says he hadn't fished since he was a kid, and it was just bass fishing. So he went ALL IN with this hobby later in life. I don't know dick about it myself, but I'm assuming the Opester is probably pretty good for an average guy. It's a lot more respectable than what Ant does with his free time, like eating the chocolate Jew and watching Hitchcock at 3 in the morning.