a giant on and off the stage.

Stand up? That's for sure.

I'm taller than Normy but I would still feel small in his presence

I played basketball 9 years ago in hs. 6th man on the JV team booiii

Let me guess, you could've been a model, basketball player, scientist or a math wiz?

Wrong on all counts. I wanted to be an architect though.

Don’t sell yourself short. I’m thinking city planner...

I would plan my cities around my racism and homophobia. I would actually plan awesome cities.

architects are gay

Yeah I know that’s why I didn’t do it too anti gay

The dumbest guy in my fraternity became an architect after he failed out of dental school.

Are you sure he's not a pizza delivery boy?

/u/MichaelRichardsBot

Jesus, do you play basketball?

Jesus didn't play basketball because it did not exist in ancient Judea.

Did you also have to beat Mila Jovovich off with a stick?

I beat my stick to her*

Do you happen to own a Dog House?

He looks more homeless than actual homeless people

Imagine all the laughs and orgasms this man has given to Milla Jovovich.

And not always in that order

You people are missing the extra half inch. Jovovich can’t get Norm.

Now tell me about his schedule

Imagine how gorgeous his and Milla's children would be. Breathtaking.

He's out of Milla Jovovich's league

Norm Macdonald's morning piss could outsell Fatrick Tomlintits garbage writing.

Norm once said he’s 6 inches soft, but it doesn’t get any longer when he’s hard. It just plumps up like an Erock.

He just edged out Joe. Flexible schedule too.