Fonner, Joe, Ant, Sue, Big A, Bobo, Princess Alena, Jimmy... this really is the greatest freak show of all time.

Wait... Fonner is "We Eat the Batman" guy?! This is the kid that /u/Doxxer100 called hysterically crying to because all his gigs were getting canceled? AN INTERNET MEME? BESTED BOVINE JOE?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Carol secretly Overly Decomposing Girlfriend? Was Bad Luck Brian modeled after your life?

Ohhh man, Joe.. Yours is a pointless existence.

Careful. Lizzly Bear 🐳 files DMCA claims against her selfies.

Bear? What do I think about bears? Through my travels I learned that bears exist in a variety of, habitats, in North America, South America, Europe and Asia. Despite their large and heavy statures these carnivores can run, they can walk, they can climb and they can swim. They are also very protective of their young. So that is why I would not want to be alone in a forest with a female bear who has just given birth, like I was once in Nepal during a twelve day trek across the Himalayan foothills, because there is nowhere to run. She will follow you wherever you go and that is extremely unnerving, you can’t even climb a tree to get away! I was lucky, she didn’t didn’t notice us walking by because she was busy feeding her young and we quickly exited, the forest. The word is also used in gay culture, male gay culture specifically, to refer to a hairy man often with a large body mass. This is actually where the recently widespread term “fat shaming” originated, in the early 80’s when the homosexual community began to include involve and practically fetishise overweight, bald but otherwise hairy men who then internalised this love they experienced as a form of self-acceptance. Of course leading to the realisation that politicians and society, in general, had these collective attitudes that tried to shame the fat people. That I don’t agree with so much as the willingness of the gay community to include people of all shapes and sizes, even though critics of the gay bear scene have often pointed out to me that there is a serious lack of “black” bears, now I’d say that they’re extinct but that would assume that they existed in the first place! In my experiences in the early 90’s, Sam Francisco, they never did. But as a heterosexual man, racial diversity in gay communities is something I’m not authorised to be judgemental about.

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You're not very good at this. All of your posts are about 100 words too long and are convoluted. It's an easy fucking bit. Just say some self-entitled one liner and end with a "That's not an x I'd y" analogy.

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That's a huge bitch!

Underrated scene.

My hero.

How is it even possible to get to that size? I'm asking genuinely. I'd tell you if I wasn't.

It's more impressive to be able to stay that big.

The dude died didn't he? Didnt do a very good job

It’s hard to comprehend how fat people like him are.

Patrice was a fat fuck but I’d guess he ‘only’ weighed about 400 pounds and he was like 6’4.

Ralphie May once weighed 800 pounds and he’s 5’9.

The 800 pounders from My 600 Pound Life can't even get out of their beds. It's amazing Ralphie was able to tour at that weight.

It happens slowly but surely.

When lol cows best you sort your life out. I hope Chris Chan bests Joe someday

Joker + Penguin =

In this case? It equals Clayface.

How’d this nigga die?

An accident during his morning workout routine.

Iirc he went into cardiac arrest. Shocking i know. A man in the prime of his life.

He was shot by the police.

Remember when Joe called him in a panic because we kept getting his stupid gigs cancelled? And how Joe only talked shit about him after he died because he's a huge pussy? Joe likes to pretend that these events didn't happen to save face, but we remember. Bovine faggot.

He lies almost as much as his little brother.

how old was he/ how did he die?

how did he die?

Seriously? Look at him. He was like 28 I think too, nice dying in the prime of your life as a fat tub of shit, stupid.

When you're that fat I don't think there is a "prime" part of your life, it must be constant hell.

This nigga's prime was infancy, it'd be sad if he had anyone to blame.

i figured he was 19 which is why i gave him the benefit of a doubt of not dying from morbid obesity. christ. RIP to a real one

how did he die?

Seriously? Look at him. He was like 28 I think too, nice dying in the prime of your life as a fat tub of shit, stupid.

WE HEARD YOU

He also talked to this person like he was our representative. Like we're an organized group of people.

Joe really isn't too bright.

Should we admire him that he at least tried? Even though it would be clear that his fatness would ruin every costume he made. Nah...

He couldve dressed as the boulder from indiana jones

You wanna' know how I got so fat?

All it takes is just a little push.

With a backhoe

He was the most handsome one of us all combined. Also the weight of all of us combined.

Wanna know how I lost these carbs? Well... I'm a croaker, baby!