Fat Pat's father was literally a clown.

34  2019-05-18 by stealthygeek

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I think his father was more of a bull prepper.

I didn’t know John Wayne Gacy had any kids, but whoopsie doodles...

Kid fucking. Toddler hair. A chip off the old block.

I can't make fun of him for this. His dad did something extremely dangerous and manly. Rodeo clowns are hard as fuck, how the hell did he have such a soft fag son.

Because he rode bulls like a cowpoke retard and raised a gay son.

I have an aunt in Calgary who volunteers as a rodeo clown for shits and giggles.

Does she know how magnets works

That Dallas buyers club fag was a rodeo clown and bull rider. Cowboys are gay

Something about the leather perhaps

tucked-in shirt/cowboy hat = gay synergy

That and getting their asses pounded on a bucking bronco/by their buddies on a round-up.

Bikers are all latent fags too.

His mother was a bull rider also

Don't forget his ex-wife.

His father had to worry about bulls goring him to death. His wife has to worry about bulls goring her holes beyond recognizability. Life's funny like that sometimes.

From cum stain to child...

Oh, good. Let's add animal abuse to the list.

He's so full of shit. He is obsessed with pretending he and his ancestors are some big tough protectors of poor bartenders and trans black cuties.

so full of shit. volunteering to be rodeo clown. did they also volunteer to try out bulletproof vest.

I bet his act was Bozo and his blubber boy