r/opienanthony: From The Archives: Patso's Cuckiest Lines, March 2017

From The Archives: Patso's Cuckiest Lines, March 2017

13 2019-05-18 by PsychopathyRed

"I'm a straight, white, cis, middle-class, male, conservative. And if you come for my friends who aren't one of those things, I'll kill you."

"If you bring up LGTB suicide rates, but ignore the institutional oppression they face, you're not expressing concern, you're victim blaming."

"Yes, I cried during Logan. But I also cried during Moana, so I'm not a good barometer for this kind of thing."

"Oh no, please, unverified person with <200 followers, educate me on what I'm doing wrong on social media. I'm on the edge of my seat."

"One more time for the idiots in the back. Respecting the equal rights of transgendered people does not marginalize Christians."

"Hello new followers! I write books, tell jokes, burn trolls (because trolls can't regenerate from fire damage) and attack Trump. Welcome!"

"I shouldn't have to say this, but "Republicans aren't as bad as ISIS for the gays," is not a compelling defense of their social policies."

"Internet trolls are obsessed with calling me fat. It's the first thing they go to 90% of the time. It's really strange."

(HA HA HOOOO-LEEE SHIT)

"Except I'm not out of shape. I workout 4 times a week and run half marathons."

"It's been three months and I'm still not over how great Rogue One is."

".@Twitter. It's time to admit @realDonaldTrump's account is a threat to national security, a hub of harassment and racism, and delete it."

"I've only recently realized how central @SirPatStew was to my emotional and moral development. Picard tackled toxic masculinity in the 90's."

37 comments

1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-18

Patrick is a fucking beast

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-18

This guy keeps receipts, child!

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-18

He also keeps recipes

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-18

Why would he have seen Moana? That's a kids movie. Like not even the kind of kids movie that adults enjoy like the stupid superhero ones. It's a Disney movie aimed at 4 year olds who want to sing along to the songs.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-18

Moana is a kids movie. Not the kind that some adults enjoy like the superhero shit. It's a Disney movie for 4 year olds who want to sing along to the songs. He doesn't have a kid.

1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-18

If 99% of your views are liberal, you're not a conservative.

1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-18

If 99% of your views are liberal, you're not a conservative.

1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-18

He is just the worst

1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-05-18

He's fat.

1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-18

I workout 4 times a week and run half marathons.

Maybe he should try running full marathons.

1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-18

WHAT. A. FAGGOT.

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-18

Holy shit.

I'll think of that Picard line any time I need motivation to fuck with Fatrick

1 Twatsmash 2019-05-18