You're a faggot

The fact you answered that comment out of all the other accusations in this thread shows where you’re true insecurities are at.

Hows the service at Big Apple Ranch?

Pussy.

Joe, were is this coming from?

His innumerable failures in life

Pussy.

Name a meaningful success

Yeah Joe, what’s this all reeeeeally about?

But guess what he's not bro Joe! You can kick that snow niggers faggot ass! You can do it man!

Pussy.

At least Joe admits that he's a soft-bodied tub of shit who couldn't beat anyone on this sub. Finally honest for once

I elect bams_seed for two reasons:

1. We all know a chick could kick your ass and it will finally shut your geriatric ass up.

2. Black on black violence is my favorite kind.

Shut up cuck.

Go back to eating yourself to death, fat fuck.

You wish I was fat like you faggot.

Retard, your pic was posted.

ok faggot

How stupid are you?

How stupid are you?

You’re the only one not getting the bit.

Shut up and go back to your cheese curds, fatty

You are fat. I already told you that you were a tubby fuck and you said nothing back

Any strikes thrown by BroJoe will get deflected off her massive belly button

Her backside is her weak spot

You idiots are absolutely unreachable intellectually.

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The irony is staggering. This sub could lay flat on the ground and it you'd be unable to reach it intellectually. Take a minute to reflect.

Is that likely? Thousands of people mock you relentlessly, and hilariously, but you think it's everyone else's problem? True Cumia thinking.

At this point Joe doesn't even try to argue that he isn't a complete retard. Gotta love beating them down

Beware to anyone who tries to fight this Algerian ungulate, he will immediately target your genitals.

I’ve already told you I’d roll the fuck up and you keep IGNORING me. You Long Island bitches think you’re hard till you meet someone from Brooklyn who punches you in the mouth. Quit stalling and let’s do this!

Be careful what you wish for, they might sick Fred from Brooklyn on you

You’ll wind up in prison for manslaughter when Fred gets a heart attack from throwing a punch

No, you see, you didn't hurt his feelings enough for him to name you

step it up faggot

He only wants to fight people that live nowhere near him so he can act tough and have nothing come of it.

Exactly. He knows I live 3,000 fucking miles from him so he's acting hard.

I’m like 15 min away from this nigger but I got into some shit a couple months. I am in no way bragging but I put a dude in the hospital and dodged jail time cuz no one gave my name up.

I know for a fact this faggot would put me in jail.

Just send an MMA fighter under your name.

Didn't you fly to some other country just to peel potatoes

We all know you’re the pussy Joe. Biiiiiiiiiitch.

Pussy.

“Or worse” ahahahahaha

Joe you have toneless woman arms and a big sloppy gut. You couldn’t fight your way out of a paper bag you impotent old coward. God I wish I didn’t live in a separate continent so I could come to where you’re at and bloody you in front of your offspring.

No one, anywhere on the planet, is scared of you. Or your noodle arms. Or your bitchtits. Faggot little pussy.

Shut up you embarrassment. How bout you quit calling people out unless you can afford air fare? Also even Patrick could whoop your ass. Are you fucking retarded? You're very old and feeble and your bones are brittle, stupid.

The pussy is still you. You're purposely picking people that are nowhere near you. There's no other reason why you picked these specific people. I never say anything about your daughter, I never contact venues. Dozens of people here have, yet you don't call them out by name. Pussy.

We do know who's the pussy here. It's obviously you. You said no one would fight you, people are letting you know they want to fight you, and now you're moving goalposts. Such a little bitch.

I’m from long island I fight a couple times a year and haven’t lost since I was 16 for what it’s worth.

Also Brooklyn’s gay.

Oh yeah? Well maybe you can help me! You see, I'm only 16 but my mom has a new boyfriend and I don't know dick about the internet but I'm a lifelong Opie and Anthony fan and so this guy beats my mom so I was thinking, if ANYONE could help it would be you guys! K thx bye ttyl

Oh yeah? Well maybe you can help me! You see, I'm only 16 but my mom has a new boyfriend and I don't know dick about the internet but I'm a lifelong Opie and Anthony fan and so this guy beats my mom so I was thinking, if ANYONE could help it would be you guys! K thx bye ttyl

Oh yeah? Well maybe you can help me! You see, I'm only 16 but my mom has a new boyfriend and I don't know dick about the internet but I'm a lifelong Opie and Anthony fan and so this guy beats my mom so I was thinking, if ANYONE could help it would be you guys! K thx bye ttyl

Oh yeah? Well maybe you can help me! You see, I'm only 16 but my mom has a new boyfriend and I don't know dick about the internet but I'm a lifelong Opie and Anthony fan and so this guy beats my mom so I was thinking, if ANYONE could help it would be you guys! K thx bye ttyl

You can get lumped up too if you so desire

Any time Lola 💋

this sounds like bensonhurst

You’re gonna call me a ghetto rat like you didn’t free base crack with your parents and siblings. Lmao OK Joe.

You’re a pussy just like I thought. Shut the fuck up with that tough guy shit. I’m minutes away from where you live, yet u threaten people who live in other states. Fuck off.

Pussy.

Setting up a meeting place or time is a commitment to a fight, Joe doesn’t really want to fight he wants you to show up to the compound and make a faggy declaration of hatred so he can have used-to-be-kinda-famous d-listers make jokes of it and then try to shmooze you over with his whole “lets have a beer and talk” routine.

So basically Joe doesn’t think you’re cute enough

You can’t even beat “being late” for the sake of your only childs education.

Go somewhere you fat lazy nigger

Where do I fit in with this? Feeling real insecure right now

Joe, here's the thing about mutual combat laws.

You can't just agree to a blanket opponent and then we throw Lord Humongous at you.

YOU have to be aware of who you are fighting before you give your consent to battle them in a 1-on-1 brawl. If either of you kill the other, whoopsie, might have to face some manslaughter charges. Every one of our volunteers has already completed that process, ready and willing to fight you.

But also, you have to reject the ones you don't want to fight. We get it, you're old and not the same scrapper you were at 20. Are you still afraid of some dumpy, late 40s trucker named Darryl who despises you?

You say you're down, and you get to pick your opponent. The last thing this sub wants is an unfair fight, that's not fun.

Reminder: this is a 65 year old man writing this shit. Joe you are truly pathetic

Pussy.

That's no better, retard. You have MAYBE 10 years left, probably less, and you spend all.of your time posting here or thinking about posting here. You are as pathetic as it fucking gets. Also, a coward.

u/RamonFrunkis might actually fight you. Why don't you call his google voice number back?

https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bpttxm/joe_is_just_screaming_into_the_void_continually/enxuv1m/

Please keep it down.

You called accused yourself of pedophilia on national TV multiple times over $3000. Stop acting like you do gigs where you net five figures

Sent 19 hours ago.. It's 1130 pm which means you stayed up hammered drunk all night raging on your computer because:

1. You have no friends who aren't your brother's hangers-on

2. You have a patchwork excuse for a family: Ericclapton (her mother/your ex/Anthony's sloppy seconds loathes you), still not sure how many of Maxenheimer's kids you get death benefits for, Jerky Tits, a dead mother you left to rot, and Joe Sr.: Brokeback Origins

3. Teaching music lessons <> "gigs". I did the math, and if your cosplay group gets paid even $4,000/$1,000 a member after gas, tolls, hotels, food, and enough Jameson to get you to South Bend, Indiana, you net something like $500 for 24 hours drive and 2 hours as an iTunes substitute.

4. You have no hobbies and this sub is the only place that has ever made you feel like you have something to contribute to humanity

5. Nigga u gay

What's your stance on Danny "Ben Dovid" Ross, Joe?

his stance looks like he got off a fucking donkey after crossing morocco

there are 125 lb girls at my dojo that could tie you in a fucking knot

I piss in Layla's face

Who doesn't?

I only do it after I fuck her tiny mouth

Layla drinks my piss, child.

Joe, it’s too late to be drinking

Jeffrey Hollander pisses in Layla's face.

Fight me you fat bitch.

The only way to solve this:

5-on-5 fight. Winner takes all. If the Compound fags win, the reddit disappears forever. If our guys win, Compound Media has to close up shop and Joe has to get a job.

5 of our best fighters

vs.

Joe

Keith the Cop

Fred from Brooklyn

Big A

Bobo

w/ Anthony in a tight cheerleader dress.

We're already at an advantage, too; we're all hopped up on heroin and our pain receptors are long dead.

Also we've got a combined 200 years of youth over these old queens. I'm trying out for the team.

Were you not invited to the obese basement mutant poker party tonight?

Im sure they would fight you, they're just worried about your girlfriend turning them to stone

You've been AARP eligible for a decade now, you're not beating up anyone.

You couldn't lift your leg high enough to kick, old man. No one is frightened of grandpa

Pussy.

If we were face to face, I'd still call you a dumb cow faggot. Where you got this idea that you're intimidating is beyond me, you're literally old enough that you could die at any day.

But he must frighten us, he bought a whole new wardrobe full of official Son's of Anarchy merch before he even saw a single episode!

Fuckin poser

Such a fucking Internet tough guy you are, old man. Who do you think you're fooling? You already pussied out before, your words mean nothing

He tries to emulate all his favorite mob movies but zero people are intimidated by it.Probably hasnt thrown a real punch in anger for three decades.

fiat driving trash talkin nigga

go oil up carols leather face

The only thing you're kicking is the bucket soon, you fucking fossil.

Faggot

message board for homos

Please apologize to the LGBTQ+ members of this subreddit immediately.

You sound like every other nigger I've met

Shut it and post your dd214, Nigger

watch it with the salty language

I think old fat tits Joe is getting uppity because he has massive anxiety now that his meal ticket is laid up with serious health issues. The slow train's a-comin', Joe, and watching the Cumia clan crash and burn will be a fitting epilogue to your family's trashy legacy.

You are beyond fucked and you and Anthony are going to be buttfucked by karma for the rest of your miserable gindaloon days. Ciao!

You might think you’ve affected my life, but make no mistake, you haven’t and won’t.

You've spent hours into months arguing in circles with us. That is an effect.

Real talk: Writing something like 'BWAAAHAHAHA!!!!' makes you come across like a faggot Crash Bandicoot.

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You don't get to talk about resumés, you chronically unemployed retard

What are you doing up at this hour, Joe?

You fucked your mother?

Before or after her brain turned to mashed potato?

Pathetic.

Pussy.

Joe, serious question, what kind of guitar did you play on Tunisia's Got Talent? It looks like it's upholstered with dried goat skin. Did you make it in your mud hut?

pussy

I wanna beat your bovine grass grazing face just because you shave your legs faggot

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 19794 words so far, 40306 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: Anthony was Joe, Sr.'s favorite.

Pussy.

that's the same varicose vein treatment my grandmother gets

What a waste of Tranth’s shekels to have your hooves trimmed bi-monthly, you bi-sexual faggot. Are you too fucking fat to cut your own toenails or are you fucking the Cambodian ladyboys at the nail salon?

Do you think that just because you say you're a faggot for getting pedicures, it somehow negates the faggotry? Fucking idiot you're a faggot regardless of your own take on it.

yes it does

Why don't you sped time with your kids this weekend instead of doing this shit? You're a terrible person in so many ways

Pussy.

No one cares.

You're a giant faggot with tits, Joe.

he's a Halal corndog with a eyebrows

So basically you want someone to come to you and let you best them. You are a Faggot AND a pussy

joes gonna end up getting arrested. what a fool.

Boy I would smoke the fat off your back

Barking up the wrong fucking tree

I feel like McNulty. What the fuck did I do? Literally the only thing I've ever done is compile your racist tweets and mock you.

You idiots are absolutely unreachable intellectually. I just can’t dumb down enough to reach you. Picture this... I don’t want to get wrecked some random street scrapper you elect

Nice irony, stupid.

Grand Imam al Qumiya has issued a Fatwa against you

Grand Imam al Qumiya has issued a Fatwa against you

Grand Imam al Qumiya has issued a Fatwa against you

Grand Imam al Qumiya has issued a Fatwa against you

I’d bet my future sons life that I’d beat you so bad you’d beg me to accept your cunt daughter as payment, to stop me from almost killing you.

You ugly pussy.

You and your brother are pussies go peel some potatoes dumb bitch.

Your gf is ugly as fuckkkk I’d rather stick my dick in your dead neglected mother.

Pussy.

What joe too real?

What joe too real?

Kk

You forgot to offer to buy him a beer, you back-pedaling pussy.

Shut up nigger

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 19889 words so far, 40401 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: You've got no class.

I'm not a bot, Moe

Joking about dead kids? Didn’t you throw a shit fit when people on this sub mocked your recently deceased mother? What an oblivious cockface you are.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 19837 words so far, 40349 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: You've got no class.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 19887 words so far, 40399 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: You're no vetaran

Way to completely overlook what I said you geriatric simp. Let’s try this again:

You cried when people made jokes about Ro, a senile elderly woman who had already lived a full life.

Yet you have no compunction about mocking the death of a little boy.

Therefore, you’re full of shit.

Therefore shut the fuck up.

It must be exhausting trying to spin literally every defeat you've suffered in your life into a victory. Shut up, faggot, we made your stupid ass go on people's court because we felt like it. We told you to dance and you danced. You are incapable of claiming any sort of victory from that event

Layla will end sucking coco for her nigger pimp once they’re done with her they’ll dump her dead rotten cunt body in some dumpster.

But I’m sure some homeless guy will be happy to pump cum into that cunt aslong as she’s still warm.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 19827 words so far, 40339 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: Your grammar is poor.

The reality is that children with racist parents tend to be driven into the arms of the people their parents are racist against. As soon as Layla Googles your name, it's game over.

Having no fucking natural testosterone mellows a guy too. God you're stupid beyond comparison

A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

Grand Imam al Qumiya has issued a Fatwa against you

Tell the truth Joe. You're the real squirter in the relationship aren't you?

Tell the truth Joe. You're the real squirter in the relationship aren't you?

Tell the truth Joe. You're the real squirter in the relationship aren't you?

Classic fat faggot Joe backing down from another fight like the scared little bitch he is. "When I said any of you I didn't mean ANNYYY of you, I meant four specific people I never named! Fucking redditards don't have the intellectually intellectual intellect to read my mind!"

Classic fat faggot Joe backing down from another fight like the scared little bitch he is. "When I said any of you I didn't mean ANNYYY of you, I meant four specific people I never named! Fucking redditards don't have the intellectually intellectual intellect to read my mind!"

Shut up, stupid.

Gay

He said"intellectually"

He said"intellectually"

He said"intellectually"

Hi Joe You're a faggot Thought you'd like to know Kisses

...I want to straight up beat the living shit out of (because I know I can)...

A) You don't know what any of those people look like, so you've no way of knowing whether you could beat them or not. Statistically, about 2/3rds of them are likely to be younger and fitter than you. And...

B) Since you don't know what any of them look like, you've no way of knowing if they've sent a ringer to the fight. You could be agreeing to fight the biggest and meanest son of a bitch you've ever seen, and afterwards you'll have no way of knowing whether that was the Ramon Frunkis.

Fuckin' dunce.

You probably get winded while tying your shoes. Anyone could kick the shit out of you. Even the nigress.

You probably get winded while tying your shoes. Anyone could kick the shit out of you. Even the nigress.

Classic fat faggot Joe backing down from another fight like the scared little bitch he is. "When I said any of you I didn't mean ANNYYY of you, I meant four specific people I never named! Fucking redditards don't have the intellectually intellectual intellect to read my mind!"

...I want to straight up beat the living shit out of (because I know I can)...

A) You don't know what any of those people look like, so you've no way of knowing whether you could beat them or not. Statistically, about 2/3rds of them are likely to be younger and fitter than you. And...

B) Since you don't know what any of them look like, you've no way of knowing if they've sent a ringer to the fight. You could be agreeing to fight the biggest and meanest son of a bitch you've ever seen, and afterwards you'll have no way of knowing whether that was the "real" Ramon Frunkis.

Fuckin' dunce.

Why do you care that random people on the internet are calling you gay and making poorly drawn pictures of you holding a baby upside down to harvest it’s child spit? You’re an attention whore, Homo Joe. Btw, I’ll be in Long Island next weekend. That cuckold offer still up?

What are you gonna do, hit them with a frying pan?

i DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT

Pussy.

Of course we love you being here, you're the joke that keeps on being funny. You're just the perfect amount of stupid to keep coming back and think you're winning. Hope your kid dies

I'm glad that we are still friends, Joe.

Week 2 and still we haven’t heard your thoughts on your brother’s close friendship with a registered sex offender and convicted child molester named Jeffrey Hollander. Why do you keep ducking this question, Joe? Why do you not want to talk about the known sexual predator your brother invited into his home?

God, you’re not going to do anything. You’re not going to fight anyone. You’re just going to come on here and talk shit because you’re a narcissist who can’t stand the idea of people criticising him (even though you bring it upon yourself because you also love the attention). That’s what makes this desperate tough guy display so boring. If you actually had the courage to fight any of us I’d be like “okay, Joe’s actually pretty cool” but you don’t. You’re a pussy. Shut up now.

Joe Cumia is a fake military veteran. I challenge him to post his DD214 to prove his service. He will not do it, nor will he reply to this comment because he knows there's no DD214 to post. If anyone else mentions Joes DD214, he will not reply. Go ahead, try it