Let me tell you Joe Rogan. Me and Frank Sinatra back in the day used to drive down to Disneyland, we'd get a coupla shakes and then put bottle rockets in kids asses, it was fuckin' crazy dog. One day in 1963 he brought Elvis with him, crazy fuck, the 3 of us did heroin on splash mountain Joe Rogan.

86  2019-05-17 by marioncruise

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Nigga looks like he walked just walked out of Chernobyl

ZzzzzzzZzzz

(Whispering) and I'll never forget what that motherfucker Elvis said to me. He said "joey Diaz, dawg you're fucking crazy."

I doubt that actually happened

Has Rogan ever called bullshit on one of his stories ?

No, of course not. Rogan is naive and believes everything that emphesyma hippo tells him.

Dog.

think i’m starting to like the increasingly far-fetched joey stories more than the rollins proclamations

Joey Diaz and Rollins need a crossover.

That's a hooker's ass I'm not willing to put coke rocks in dawg

Joey diaz is alright. I would way rather go see him perform than Jim Norton.

That's a low bar.

Norton you could heckle the shit out of

Diaz has pictures of 36 year old joe rogan enthusiastically sucking black coworker's cock in a handicap stall

Im a sucker for a good JRE impression

Im a sucker for a good JRE impression

Im a sucker for a good JRE impression

Im a sucker for a good JRE impression

Im a sucker for a good JRE impression

This post = niggas ribs hurtin

You made it so absurd it become realistic again lmao got a niggas ribs....

I wish this fat old lying faggot would keel over dead

Fake personality cunt