Well according to what I found you can't get a DWI unless it's a motorized vehicle according to NY law. No wonder lummox rode it so he could get all tanked up and block traffic
Took the misses over to Baskin Robbins. Looking over the flavors, the employee tells me I can sample any flavor. I say, lemme try that Strawberry Cheesecake. She pulls out a tiny pink spoon, scoops me a nice mixture of the strawberry with the cheesecake, and hands it to me, free of charge. I clean the spoon and swirl the concoction around in my mouth.
"Would you like to try another?" she asks.
"Ma'am, I think I'll grab a pint. I was impressed with the sample and will now be purchasing the product, quite an astute business strategy but you've won this customer's loyalty"
Ah, I don't know. When I'm down at the job site, all I need is half a plain bagel with nothin on it and maybe a nice cappuccino mocha latte & truffle oil infused pecan sorbet.
Oh God I can't stifle the enthusiasm I suddenly gained by imagining Joe & Carol careening helplessly into a street light pole at 79mph and just splattering apart like watermelons at a Gallagher's twin brother show.
21 comments
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-17
Carol leaves a warm earthy finish all over the bedsheets
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
Horrible nose though, like a witches
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-17
She takes only money and leaves only piss
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-17
hey LIBTARD, the same rule of law doesn't apply to him, he's a NARCISSIST
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-17
There's no standards of sobriety in the Joseph Cumia Lane!
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-17
Well according to what I found you can't get a DWI unless it's a motorized vehicle according to NY law. No wonder lummox rode it so he could get all tanked up and block traffic
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-17
How is a motorbike not a motorized vehicle?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-17
These are New York brains we're talking about here
1 TheElDan 2019-05-17
Eyyy all’s I know I NYPD, bay-beee.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-17
Do these laws apply to the Joe lane though?
1 suirogerg 2019-05-17
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-17
Took the misses over to Baskin Robbins. Looking over the flavors, the employee tells me I can sample any flavor. I say, lemme try that Strawberry Cheesecake. She pulls out a tiny pink spoon, scoops me a nice mixture of the strawberry with the cheesecake, and hands it to me, free of charge. I clean the spoon and swirl the concoction around in my mouth.
"Would you like to try another?" she asks.
"Ma'am, I think I'll grab a pint. I was impressed with the sample and will now be purchasing the product, quite an astute business strategy but you've won this customer's loyalty"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-17
Ah, I don't know. When I'm down at the job site, all I need is half a plain bagel with nothin on it and maybe a nice cappuccino mocha latte & truffle oil infused pecan sorbet.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-17
But did he point at his hat and flash her The Look?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-17
Oh God I can't stifle the enthusiasm I suddenly gained by imagining Joe & Carol careening helplessly into a street light pole at 79mph and just splattering apart like watermelons at a Gallagher's twin brother show.
1 xterraroc 2019-05-17
“#1” what a self important cunt.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-05-17
Every single word of that post screams of a ghetto trash wop trying to act like he’s cultured. So transparent
1 liberterrorism 2019-05-17
Ah, Long Island wine country. Nothing like a nice merlot aged with cigarette butts and discarded hair extensions.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-17
Only faggots post long winded posts praising a small distillery/business like this.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-05-17
Nice builder-grade kitchen. What a success story!
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-17
I can't even inagine what a pretentious know it all Joe was during that trip.