(Whispers in flem) I sold coke to the ninja turtles Joe Rogan. That April bitch would give me that monkey all the time, cocksucka!

108  2019-05-17 by MacJInTheBay

19 comments

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-17

Those silent g's can be tricky, but you'll get there.

1  iceNautilus 2019-05-17

Also the infamous “ph” prefix.

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-17

One step at a time.

1  Jack-Charles 2019-05-17

Oh wow, another “Joey Diaz is a liar” thread.

1  thrillated 2019-05-17

I swear tha God, Joe Rogan, /u/Jack-Charles' mom would let me do coke off her asshole in the 70s, it was wild

1  Jack-Charles 2019-05-17

See? Guy tells the truth.

1  Senior_Poster 2019-05-17

Do you like Joey or aomething?

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-05-17

Profusely sweating cooking spray

1  Frequent2001 2019-05-17

i would believe it

1  RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-17

Joe Rogan, I swear to god, I snorted coke out of Krangs brain folds. No lie joe rogan.

1  TheElDan 2019-05-17

Sorry, Joey, you were partying with sams_seed, dawg.

1  HooligansPatron 2019-05-17

What a disgusting, unfunny Mexican.

1  late_50s_why 2019-05-17

What a Mexican

1  nojayork 2019-05-17

Goin DEEP in dem dirty ninja murky waterz COCKSUCKAZ!

1  Nuwanda84 2019-05-17

Joe Rogan...listen, dawg. That one time I had this Jamaican ho' up like this when I snorted coke off her twat while she was on her period HAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I took a big shit inside her mouth and then I fucked it. Holy shit Joe Rogan you shoulda seen this, fuckin' savages all over HAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAH. coughs can't catch his breath

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-17

Calling a vagina a "monkey" is so fucking retarded that only a baby boomer like Joey could use it

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-17

Mildly related, April O'Neill the porn star is the hottest.

1  Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-17

Sweat

1  Senior_Poster 2019-05-17

Has he EVER said anything funny? Joe legitimately acting as if Joey is the best comedian ever is so fucking faggy. He is proud to tell other comedians that Joey is the best comedian out currently...