He married a 6 year old. He waited until she was 9 to have penetrative sex with her (as any gentleman would). From the years of 6 - 9 he fucked her thighs. This loophole in local law was heralded as one of his greatest contributions. This is all 100% accurate. I like to explain this to the Turks I play against on my backgammon app.
Fun fact: Mohammed told his followers to drink camel piss because they were sick, and his followers would rub his spit and blood all over their faces and bodies because they thought it was holy
islamic apologists have a real cognitive dissonance when it comes to this ugly fact. you can't argue that it was a sign of the times. Even back then, I don't think it was customary to fuck nine year olds. nevertheless aren't prophets supposed to transcend culture?
FACT: The Middle East has the highest levels of cousin marriage anywhere in the world, meaning Arabs are nothing but dumb violent inbreds. There's a reason you don't see a lot of Nobel Prizes coming out of that region of the world.
35 comments
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-17
Now the camel fucking, young boy raping Muslims are going to blow this sub up.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-17
Thankfully they're too busy playing poker and taking their heart medication at the Compound.
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
Tolerance, please. This is a new sub.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
He married a nine-year-old.
His last name was Cumia.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-17
al-Kumyia*
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-05-17
Antwaan Abdul Kumiya al-Masticani
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-05-17
He married a 6 year old. He waited until she was 9 to have penetrative sex with her (as any gentleman would). From the years of 6 - 9 he fucked her thighs. This loophole in local law was heralded as one of his greatest contributions. This is all 100% accurate. I like to explain this to the Turks I play against on my backgammon app.
1 Invunche 2019-05-17
Shia's like to discredit this account by calling Aisha a liar.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-05-17
Shuuure
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-17
D’ere always tellin’ lies! Paul put it there! Paul put it there! LIES!
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-17
Giant pedophile faggot. Also fucks goats.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-17
Fun fact: Mohammed told his followers to drink camel piss because they were sick, and his followers would rub his spit and blood all over their faces and bodies because they thought it was holy
But you know, Muslims are just like us mahhhn
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-17
It's really weird living in a culture where every mainstream media outlet is trying to cover up how insane and retarded these people are
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-17
I know it's hate speech but Islam can just take a hike as far as I'm concerned.
1 brandoniskindadead 2019-05-17
Alright now that’s just taking it too far.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-17
Oh great, now Admins have to take down the sub
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
Speaking of which, have you seen my vape pen?
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-17
I hear ya, fella. They’re all wet in my opinion.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-17
Didn't Colin Quinn (praise be to him) say something like "now let's not let a few million bad apples spoil the bunch." #imwithCol
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
I know sometimes the jokes in this sub push the envelope, but c'mon man, that's too much. This really could get you a subpoena
1 sheltonamerican 2019-05-17
Peace Be Upon Him
1 bal0rd 2019-05-17
More like piece be upon him, because he blew himself up.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-05-17
Card carrying
1 636837000 2019-05-17
Praise Allah for revealing jelqing to the Prophet of Prophets!
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-17
A bit of a bad temper too it seems.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-17
That's Muslim Jesus, not Muhammad
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-17
Isn’t that supposed to be Ali?
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-17
Ali al Saleem
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-17
Ali G in da House. East side iz da best
1 corystereo 2019-05-17
Muhammed was a piece of shit, to be sure, but he was still a better man than Anthony Cumia.
1 ohmycawd 2019-05-17
islamic apologists have a real cognitive dissonance when it comes to this ugly fact. you can't argue that it was a sign of the times. Even back then, I don't think it was customary to fuck nine year olds. nevertheless aren't prophets supposed to transcend culture?
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
But the founding fathers were assholes for not freeing the blacks when we see how that worked out for us. Dumbasses.
1 Dental_Emergency 2019-05-17
Allahu Eyeshadow.
1 BoatHack2 2019-05-17
FACT: The Middle East has the highest levels of cousin marriage anywhere in the world, meaning Arabs are nothing but dumb violent inbreds. There's a reason you don't see a lot of Nobel Prizes coming out of that region of the world.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-17
YOU HAVE JUST OFFENDED 11 BILLION MUSLIMS