ARTIE LANGES next nose

30  2019-05-17 by nojayork

9 comments

100% improvement.

There wasn't literally anywhere else they could have put that?

So there's a procedure called the flap where surgeons peel the forehead over the patient's nose in cases where the skin on the nose dies

I'm guessing this is the alternative where you bring the nose to the head instead

Hey, do you guys smell that?

Artie would have noses implanted all over his body

“Whoah Artie! Huge fan man! Sure I’ll grow ya a new nose on my forehead.”

Good luck when it rains

I believe the doctors refer to this procedure as "Kuhn-ing" a new nose.

It was named after the first man to put a two-year-old into orbit.

My hair smells weird