Wow, I've read online that /u/patrickstomlinson only ever punches down, particularly on ethnoreligious minorities and hu-people who identify as a LBJGQTINX.. but it took actually reading his repetitive comments to realize:
/u/patrickstomlinson calls everyone "little one" and "child" to emulate his hero, The Purple Thing from Avengers, whose magnum opus was the genocide of half of all living creatures and the entirety of the Black Panther planet (except for that one Lupe Nowanna'go chick who survived but the team declined to invite to their time heist)...
low-key my favorite part is his plea to the moderators of the Cuckold subreddit to delete the post, since there is only one moderator and he hasn't posted for 2 months
Hmm. You'd think he'd use something like this in that massive lawsuit he's been cooking up against us instead of begging the mods to delete it and ban the guy. u/patrickstomlinson comment?
The best part would be if he actually did sue someone for the posts. The defendant to plaintiff interrogatories would be hilarious. He'd have to truthfully answer about his employment and "six figure salary," his history with cuckholdry, incidence of bar fights, posting threats online, the rumors of less than savory behavior with underage people etc etc.
If he brings up mental anguish you animals have caused, that opens the door to explore any of his previous mental health incidents that are unrelated to Reddit, which he's alluded to on his social media.
29 comments
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
Where did this happen and why wasn't I told!?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
Im sure if you look through u/patrickstomlinson s post history you can find the pudgy idiot
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
Oh... it's beautiful
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-17
Wow, I've read online that /u/patrickstomlinson only ever punches down, particularly on ethnoreligious minorities and hu-people who identify as a LBJGQTINX.. but it took actually reading his repetitive comments to realize:
/u/patrickstomlinson calls everyone "little one" and "child" to emulate his hero, The Purple Thing from Avengers, whose magnum opus was the genocide of half of all living creatures and the entirety of the Black Panther planet (except for that one Lupe Nowanna'go chick who survived but the team declined to invite to their time heist)...
1 Subeckk 2019-05-17
Reminder: this man supposedly writes for a living.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-17
In space no one can see your typos.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-17
Online, no one sees your red squiggles.
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1 rikcy12 2019-05-17
low-key my favorite part is his plea to the moderators of the Cuckold subreddit to delete the post, since there is only one moderator and he hasn't posted for 2 months
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
And im sure the alpha in a cuckold sub is going to bend to the will of a chubby beta
1 AnthonyLovesAnal 2019-05-17
Lol I didn’t even notice that. Time to get busy.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-17
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-17
/u/therealjimnorton, comment?
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-05-17
Why is it trendy to misuse "low-key" now?
1 Deaumont 2019-05-17
Because slang is a constantly, pointlessly evolving gutterspeak. Weirding language decentralizes ideas and makes people pliable.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-17
Fuck with Pat and he gets you shitcanned from the cuckholding sub.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-17
That post is someone trying to get this subreddit shit down.
1 mattyisbatty 2019-05-17
That was my first thought
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-17
Hmm. You'd think he'd use something like this in that massive lawsuit he's been cooking up against us instead of begging the mods to delete it and ban the guy. u/patrickstomlinson comment?
1 TARE_ME 2019-05-17
The best part would be if he actually did sue someone for the posts. The defendant to plaintiff interrogatories would be hilarious. He'd have to truthfully answer about his employment and "six figure salary," his history with cuckholdry, incidence of bar fights, posting threats online, the rumors of less than savory behavior with underage people etc etc.
If he brings up mental anguish you animals have caused, that opens the door to explore any of his previous mental health incidents that are unrelated to Reddit, which he's alluded to on his social media.
1 xterraroc 2019-05-17
Alt-left/alt-right are people incapable of free thought.
1 hardcoreracist1488 2019-05-17
alternative thought is like alternative medicine
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-17
Dumb mods over there don't allow up or downvotes.
1 HudsonMargera 2019-05-17
I'm surprised Fatrick's response didn't get more downvotes.
1 traffich 2019-05-17
I liked "Descartian cull-du-sac" in that
sci-fi world building pamphlet1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-17
Well la dee FRICKEN da we got ourselves a writer.
Hey I cant see to good, is that Billy Shakespeare over there?
1 Dachosen17 2019-05-17
How did he even know how to find it? Must have been browsing already
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-17
Good bot.