Anyone who's ever seen a barfight knows it's two black out drunk homos who can barely throw a bunch and it lasts 2 seconds before the owner throws them out and bans them.
I remember the fat kids in middle school who had no prospects so they lie about how badass they were all the time.
If the Jacket says Hells Angels on the back then this is good advice. If it says SOA or SAMCRO then I would say it's terrible advice, somebody cosplaying as a tv biker is the exact person you want to pick a fight with.
29 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
I hope he fights the grille of a speeding truck
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-17
One thing is certain: he will be fighting the grill cook at Chili's when they announce it's closing time.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-17
6’1”*
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-17
I thought he was talking about Patrick?
1 realestassdude 2019-05-17
Pretty sure Pat admitted to 5’11”. Given Patrick’s love for storytelling, I’m guessing 5’9”.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-05-17
Fatrick is closer to 5'8" and I'm being generous. His rat faced new wife is only 5'4" and he is barely taller standing next to her.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
BTW I gotta say... 6' and 225 lbs is not an especially big, tough guy, especially considering he has no muscle mass whatsoever.
1 converter-bot 2019-05-17
225 lbs is 102.15 kg
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
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1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-17
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1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-17
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1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-17
He carries a lot of mass in his torso
1 evil-nick 2019-05-17
hes all torso, his legs were taken out below the knees like Cotton Hill
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-17
More like his face
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-17
Brats and beers
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-05-17
There's no way he's only 225 pounds either.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-17
I'd say it's accurate. He has no muscles, just fat, and fat weighs less than muscles.
1 Psych555 2019-05-17
Yea he looks more like 240 250.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-17
That’s like my size. And believe me I don’t walk around town thinking I’m Debo from Friday.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-17
Imagine the look of fear on his fat low testosterone pedophile face if some college kid did try to start a fight with him in a bar.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-17
Fat retard nerd probably thinks his jacket gives him 20 XP
1 age_of_cage 2019-05-17
Look out, he's wearing a motorcycle jacket!
1 brothamenarmy 2019-05-17
Anyone who's ever seen a barfight knows it's two black out drunk homos who can barely throw a bunch and it lasts 2 seconds before the owner throws them out and bans them.
I remember the fat kids in middle school who had no prospects so they lie about how badass they were all the time.
1 Hooxx4442 2019-05-17
You can pretty much tell how scared someone is of confrontation by how often they talk about being tough, having guns, killing people etc.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-17
What a cool tough guy.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-05-17
I’m that tall, 35 lbs lighter and still a tubby piece of shit.
1 Attonitus1 2019-05-17
If the Jacket says Hells Angels on the back then this is good advice. If it says SOA or SAMCRO then I would say it's terrible advice, somebody cosplaying as a tv biker is the exact person you want to pick a fight with.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-17
Jesus, when and where did lard ass u/patrickstomlinson say this?