From The Archives: Patso's Cuckiest Lines, June 2017
41 2019-05-17 by PsychopathyRed
"Ironing my GF's out fit for her business meeting in Chicago tomorrow because I'm better with it and fuck gender roles. We have work to do."
"These "Red Pill" motherfuckers do know the Matrix was an alegory for coming out as transgender written and directed by two trans women, yes?"
"I like porn as much as the next guy, but if the pic on your smartphone home screen is two naked women, I'm judging the shit out of you."
""We lived through Obama. You'll live through--"
Stop. Many of us only "lived through" Obama because he made it possible to. Many won't now."
(The "Stop." thing especially made me cringe. So fat womanly. -Ed.)
"I have friends who dedicated their lives to military service asking if the country they sacrificed for even exists and I'm blind with rage."
"Carrie Fisher snorted all of your hot takes and then called you a punk bitch."
"Five locked accounts in one day. A personal record. Hey kids, don't dox, send death threats, homphobic slurs, or push suicide. Got it? Good." (This is before we started fucking with him, lol)
"Did you know, if you hold a Trump voter up to your ear, you hear excuses for racism?"
"I'm the son of a cowboy. He rode Broncos. I ride motorcycles. He taught me to shoot, where to fight, and when to be gentle. Love you, dad."
"I want to thank the alt-right for making my next book better. Thanks to you, I included a gay black marine as a main character. Suck it."
"Not gonna lie. I never cared about elections in other countries before Nov. Not my business. But this is a fight for the West.
We are one."
"Kamala Harris has a raging lady boner for taking down Sessions and I love her for it."
21 comments
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-17
Faggy and uncharismatic version of Kenny Powers
1 realestassdude 2019-05-17
I love when people like pat cling onto some makeup military person. News flash fucko, 90% of all active duty and vets are right wingers. Stop pretending that your fag friend that sorted mail stands for all military members.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-17
“he rode broncos. i ride motorcycles.”
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17
We're two guys
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-17
He rode broncos. I ride children. Were two guys challenging societal norms. Suck it, child.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-17
My dad rode bulls and I prep them.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-17
Just a fuckin' and suckin'.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-17
What an unlikeable guy!
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-17
His Dad must have loathed Patso. I’m assuming he killed himself.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-17
"he taught me where to fight, and when to be gentle."
Or he loved him a bit too much eh?
And by loved I mean he fucked his mouth and tubby little boy ass.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-17
He thinks he’s fighting for western civilization?
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-17
Guy seems like a bit of a fag
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-17
He’s so misguided. Men are better at ironing clothes in general but we make women do it.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-17
No it wasn't you fat, stupid stupid cunt. There was one vaguely androgynous character called 'Switch' who they later said was 'trans'. The red pill in the film is a choice between uncomfortable truths and falsehood however comforting.
You are a stupid, stupid motherfucker.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-17
“The red pill or the blue pill” That type of fandom has ruined many probably good films for me before I ever got the chance to see them. I’ve never seen a Rocky movie because of all the faggots that drank raw eggs and ran around the block listening to eye of the tiger. What does it say when I’ve never seen the film and know the scenes in great detail? That the fans are tremendously fruity.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-17
The first film is genuinely good. The last two are fucking awful.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-17
Agreed. It turns into some afrocentric dogshit, although that began in the first one when the two wise characters were 82 iq'd niggers
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-17
"HAHA children. I included a character that I assume you won't like in my terrible book that nobody will read."
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-17
"Out fit"- a professional writer
1 AntsCCW 2019-05-17
What a dumb, fat faggot. You can't "own" the right-wingers with a token character if nobody bothers to read your shit book in the first place, stupid.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-17
https://youtu.be/g2jAwiq6YsE