I'm headed into detox tomorrow...

11  2019-05-17 by LDChip

Just had the whole family intervention thing. Faggots crying about how I forgot some insignificant date in their lives.... I have more important things to drink, child.

They are right, I need to dry out for a few days.

I'm going for a 3-5 days detox.

I can't wait to see what this sub, if this sub still exists, will be like.

52 comments

1  JansHammer 2019-05-17

send Artie our regards.

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

I wish I had that level of insurance

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17

You could always just kill yourself.

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-17

lead the way Joe

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17

I thought you were Joe. /u/Dr-Seepage told me you were.

1  Poo-U 2019-05-17

What if we’re all Joe...?

1  inhaleexhaletv 2019-05-17

Being Joe Cumia with John Malkovich

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17

I'm convinced at this point that half the sub is Joe, a quarter Saiyanz and there's about 6 of us with the rest of the accounts. And that heeb Danny.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-05-17

Just don't come back and start periscoping yourself vaping while in a boat docked on fire island.

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

I once periscoped my brother and I raiding my dead grandfather's house for pills the day after he died

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-05-17

We call that "Joe Cumia cosplaying".

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Only, I actually did it. And Joe just thinks and imagines he did, so it's real to him

1  JerkStoreJ 2019-05-17

What else are you supposed to do?

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-17

Say hey to Danny

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-17

Good luck, bro,

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Thanks, faggot

1  knitro 2019-05-17

Ok, the rest of us who can handle our booze will still be here telling the same four jokes.

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

The rest of you are more than welcome to do whatever you want. I'm not here to judge you like a certain worm that won't even say he is in a program.

I can't handle my booze.

It's almost like I gotta go away for a month to avoid a criminal charge

1  knitro 2019-05-17

tcob

1  inhaleexhaletv 2019-05-17

May Mel be with you brothaman! Hope it works for you. OnA Valhalla awaits when you return.

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-17

get well

1  nomobjustice 2019-05-17

I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak, you're out of control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-17

Oh ho! Listen to you!

1  realestassdude 2019-05-17

I said my piece, Chrissy.

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

What do you do for a living, character?

1  youfeelstupidhuh 2019-05-17

Some of you cocksuckers need to learn self control making us professional drunks look bad

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Some niggers shoot hoops in the school yard, some niggers play in the NBA...

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-17

Damn, he's making a point

1  JansHammer 2019-05-17

listen to this https://youtu.be/mk4SnQHEfeA

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

No

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-17

Drinking is fucking awesome tho

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

It certainly is

1  Poo-U 2019-05-17

3-5 day detox? No rehab? After a family intervention? Sounds like you won the day and will back to your old tricks by Tuesday. Congrats

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Rehab straight from the detox is the plan now.

I'll be able to use my phone after 24 hours, so I'll still be here, just not the drunkard looking to score K or H .

1  Poo-U 2019-05-17

Good luck man.

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-17

Im happy to say I don't do any substances

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Random cock behind a dumpster is my Jim Beam...

We have the same addiction, just in different forms, pal

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-17

My addiction is online gaming, what's your username?

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

1337Fagg0tCum$lut

1  MrStealYourVape 2019-05-17

Good luck bro. I'm in the same boat pretty much. Doing a keto diet and can only eat 22500 calories a day. It's fucking brutal.

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Tits or GTFO

1  unwashedfezballs 2019-05-17

Choke on some pills, burden

1  LDChip 2019-05-17

Easy, fella

1  bovinegrazr 2019-05-17

try the barley soup

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-17

Another junkie/drunkie who has never been useful here wanting friends and pity. Fuck off, you no self control faggot.

1  Dennyislife 2019-05-17

Oh wow a 5 day detox. That'll sort it. You'll still be a loser in 5 days time.

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-17

Maybe he'll fall in love with a heroin addict 35 years his junior, like a certain drug addict we have the displeasure of knowing

1  WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-17

I really need to cut back, I can't remember the last day I didn't have a drink. And lately I've been struggling to find the right word when I'm putting together sentences, it's like the word will be on the tip of my to guess but I struggle so hard to find it in my mind. It's getting concerning. One time I forgot my dog's name for at least a minute.

1  stephenpaddock59 2019-05-17

If it makes you feel any better, that damage is largely irreparable

1  babysealclubber1 2019-05-17

wow your doing the right thing. i had earlier in my life drank several beers 3 days in a row. it got super dark i would wake up with toliet unflushed and plates left in my sink.. thank god 9 months of inpatient rehab and 17 years of daily aa meetings have kept me clean and helped me evolve. i hope the story of my super scary and dangerous journey gives you to strength to draw from

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-17

Perhaps a nice jog will clear things up.

1  notasodomite 2019-05-17

Just listen to Owen Benjamin and find Christ