He never tried to stab himself to death. He was fired from the show and he created a fake, shocking story with help from his managers for publicity and to save face. There's no pics of him in recovery, he's never lifted up his shirt to show the scars. It never happened. He was ust in the hospital for an overdose or soem other side effect of drug usage. He never stabbed himself.
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1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
Also Bocchetti is gold in the comments.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-17
He’s not wrong.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-17
What job will Artie have next? Pushing carts at Walmart? Janitor at an elementary school? Singer in a U2 cover band???
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-17
Poor little mug has nobody else to turn to
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
Ant will have him on once he gets that podcasting equipment into the city.
1 bovinegrazr 2019-05-17
i wanna put my dick in his nose
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
Don’t we all.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
The residue would numb you straight away
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
The residue would numb you straight away
1 civnat_cuck 2019-05-17
He never tried to stab himself to death. He was fired from the show and he created a fake, shocking story with help from his managers for publicity and to save face. There's no pics of him in recovery, he's never lifted up his shirt to show the scars. It never happened. He was ust in the hospital for an overdose or soem other side effect of drug usage. He never stabbed himself.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-17
I want this to be true.
1 padre- 2019-05-17
Pretty sure there is a pic of him at the beach and you can see stab wound scars
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-17
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/219811019583782912
Looks like those could be scars on his stomach.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-17
If he was trying to save face, he failed, that face could never be saved.
1 martigan99 2019-05-17
His belly has knife scars he did lift his shirt you're nuts
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
This guy is still happy that he's not u/SpaceEdge
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-17
I wish that headline had ended at Missing
1 civnat_cuck 2019-05-17
Won't happen. The cockroach will never die.
1 JDummyPodtrash 2019-05-17
Missing his nose too, the fat idiot.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
Yeah it looks green screened (no historical reference intended l) off his profile in the thumbnail.
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-05-17
This nigga is starting to resemble those 5th tier bad-guys from the 80's Ninja Turtles toyline like Pizzaface or Muckman.
1 ChocomelC 2019-05-17
He looks Filipino
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-17
Aside from his nose he actually looks good. I'm sure hell be back to using and back in jail within a week of completing his program.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
Good?
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-17
I think he means thinner.
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-17
You fuck 3's and convince yourself they are 7's don't you
1 GraveJ 2019-05-17
Fake news. This is quite clearly Rosie O'donnell.
https://youtu.be/xrCJze1IVGA
1 OlGravylegz 2019-05-17
Nice nose, Marv.
1 no1raniuk 2019-05-17
He looks like Mike Bocchetti now.
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-05-17
Bochetti in the thread is fucking gold. He's trying to have conversations with fans.
1 Monkey___Business 2019-05-17
Just die already you worthless hack junkie.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-05-17
Wow his nose deflated now that he’s not stuffing drugs up it every 10 minutes
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
He’s so clean that he doesn’t even have a nose.