Having naturally superior eyesight, due to all the night time masturbation, I can see in the dark. When I come across and intruder, I violently swipe my fleshlight directionally, releasing a cold salty load which smells like swimming pool water for some reason.
7 comments
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-17
If you call cigarettes fags then you will have your spoons confiscated and get beheaded by a Muslim rape gang.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-17
Flashlight is a donkey dick
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-17
The fact that you know someone that does that means you're a faggot.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-05-17
I don't know no brits
1 rdoran93 2019-05-17
even if you just overheard it in a mall, it still means you’re gay
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-17
Everyone in this thread thanks to op is a faggot now
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-17
I use my fleshlight as a flashlight.
Having naturally superior eyesight, due to all the night time masturbation, I can see in the dark. When I come across and intruder, I violently swipe my fleshlight directionally, releasing a cold salty load which smells like swimming pool water for some reason.