You're seeing Joe where there isn't a Joe, friend. It's time to take some deep breathes, put the phone down and lovingly masturbate to some missionary sex porn with soft lighting and a jazzy soundtrack.
It's actually pretty funny if this gets banned for being Joe.
It's fairly obvious who I am from my long ranty posts about Patrick and his Nazi pedophile protests. I'm just between mains after my last one was getting too much in the way of attention/DMCA/reports
But the Listen to Beige Joe doc while cleaning up after dinner - > Post joke about Beige's voice - > Get banned as Joe because Seepage is a retard path is pretty fucking funny
Right? He just has that smooth tone of "Look Susan, you took the drink. I didn't make you take the drink. Now we'll both go to the clinic together, but you're paying"
When he reads the contributors at the end in that soothing very deliberating voice, you feel yourself drifting off. Just relax and thank you PissyAnt962.
Oh god this isn't a dream, this is really happening
26 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
Holy fuck joe, how many alts do you have?
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
You're wrong this time. I was just mad because he made fun Ben Shapiro and I want to nuzzle his sister's beefers.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
Come on fatso, just make some new alts and wait a few more days
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
You're seeing Joe where there isn't a Joe, friend. It's time to take some deep breathes, put the phone down and lovingly masturbate to some missionary sex porn with soft lighting and a jazzy soundtrack.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-17
You are utterly Joe dude, and i know it bums you out because this alt was relatively old, but come on champ, lets be real.
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
It's actually pretty funny if this gets banned for being Joe.
It's fairly obvious who I am from my long ranty posts about Patrick and his Nazi pedophile protests. I'm just between mains after my last one was getting too much in the way of attention/DMCA/reports
But the Listen to Beige Joe doc while cleaning up after dinner - > Post joke about Beige's voice - > Get banned as Joe because Seepage is a retard path is pretty fucking funny
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-17
Ben Shapiro deserves to be made fun of
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-17
Ben Shapiro if 2'9" and should be bullied relentlessly.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-17
No wonder his voice is so soothing.
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
Right? He just has that smooth tone of "Look Susan, you took the drink. I didn't make you take the drink. Now we'll both go to the clinic together, but you're paying"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-17
That's mean. Beige provides a great service to the community with his documentaries on unstable shitheads.
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
I didn't say I was opposed to getting date raped in exchange for his content.
1 drudrudrudru 2019-05-17
Wtf are you talking about
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
About Beige. And his voice. And it's similiarity to that of a man who might rape someone he had out on a date.
Christ. Learn to read.
1 drudrudrudru 2019-05-17
Why would you know what that sounds like
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-17
I'm still working on it. I think the pitch and timbre on point. I just need to get the pacing right to unleash my inner serial killer.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-17
Your pitch is weak but your catching is out of this world.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-17
Oh you
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
It's either NPR or the pit in the basement for you
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-17
I could definitely do voice over for anime.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-17
I think he's at least part Asian
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
It would explain why he hasn't done a Patrick video.
Tomrinsan would give it away.
1 Gainsgoham 2019-05-17
Nah, he sounds like a pedophile.
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-17
Nothing that says he can't take them on a date first.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-17
Beige raped me and we weren't even on a date. I'm sure the sick fuck will deny it
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-17
When he reads the contributors at the end in that soothing very deliberating voice, you feel yourself drifting off. Just relax and thank you PissyAnt962.
Oh god this isn't a dream, this is really happening