Patrick S Tomlinson paid $60 so a real man could come over and grind a tiny tree stump for him

54  2019-05-16 by TheRealJirnNorton

What a fucking faggot. He could have just dug it out in under an hour for free. Perish the thought that he gets a little physical activity for once. How much do you think he pays the black men that fuck his wife?

18 comments

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-16

he should pay someone else to write his books as well

1  TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-16

Now that's an idea

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-16

Maybe then he'd sell more than 50 copies

1  PhishInVa2 2019-05-16

At the very least take a creative writing course.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-16

Doesn't he already? His wife owns a ghostwriter business after all.

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-16

Look at the condition of his filthy fucking yard.

Holy shit. It looks like an abandoned lot in the ghetto.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-16

Sir, he makes a least 4 figures as a self-published nobody, a man of means.

1  telav 2019-05-16

of course that pathetic faggot lives in squalor. 3 foot weeds in the back yard of his shit hole house. 6 figures btw.

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-16

Nice white trash yard.

1  clotinmybrain 2019-05-16

He also paid for that cheap shitty red mulch. Only faggots and retards who don't know shit about landscaping and yard work get red mulch.

1  TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-16

Red mulch is terrible. I'm a pecan shells man myself

1  jsnoots 2019-05-16

Chinese people seem to like that shit.

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-16

He let his dumb wife pick it, guaranteed

1  bobbacklund 2019-05-16

it just doesnt seem necessary here what am i missing? why would you use a stump grinder on something so small?

1  JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-16

Fatrick Tomlintits hires a man to come over and start his motorbike before he hops on, shows his thong and rides off into the fagset.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-16

Dump your left over hot BBQ coals on it, then dump stump killer in the hole... This limp wristed men shit just makes me sad now.

1  c0mposition 2019-05-16

I'm certain he doesn't know how to operate a grill.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-16

I would guarentee it.