Joe Cumia, gentleman epitomized.

78  2019-05-16 by Officer_McGrady

45 comments

Her tits are ample I must admit

A robust bosom, if you will

As are Joe's

When naked, they touch her toes.

this is in my top 10 most despicable photos of all time. just in front of Shapiro smiling pic.

That Shapiro photo makes my blood boil. He constantly publicizes that picture because he thinks he looks really intimidating with his thick eyebrows.

Also worth noting, he has that stupid "facts don't care about your feelings" tweet pinned on his twitter account for years now. He's basically trying to immortalize his own quote. It's also happens to be the most boomer-level Facebook phrase on the planet.

he is a gigantic, historical faggot shitdick

is tough guy jim norton up there too? it's probably my number one

the Norton run dmc electric fuckaloo 5 is horrible. but this fucking lunkhead with all of his social opinions on what is right or wrong or lazy or patriotic... just open the goddamn gate. the only time that you would use this hand gesture is to an old school older than you elder or a 5 year old both strangers. Fucking bovine Fred Astaire move faggot.

sorry for the long response, I just need my pint of 151.

just open the goddamn gate

Still laughing at this.

What do you think her ass looks like?

Dresden circa February 16th, 1945.

Nice use of "circa," stupid.

Like a ballsack

Like Margaret Cho's face

That would mean it’s big and full tho.

I admit I have no fucking clue what she looks like

thaaat fucking pan faced piece of trash

All men of honour know to treat a squirter with the utmost class. And to let everyone know about it, apparently.

The Ronald Mund book of etiquette.

Right this way, dear. I'll be over here disgracing us in front of America.

And please try not to squirt on the bench

Moo moo moo, mi lady.

I wonder if she was considering the life choices that brought her there at that moment.

Damn that bitch is ugly.

you know she shot out a cum clot from being respected that much. foul pig. can’t take her anywhere

You've missed the look of shock on her face about a second before this, as Joe acting like a considerate gentleman is something she's never seen before.

Please confirm name. That looks like my wife (who was my brother's ex).

That Lane Bryant outlet dress is very tacky, very cheap looking, very disrespectful.

They have the worst taste. The worst taste, don’t they, folks?

At least he dressed up.

Allow me to moooove this gate for you mlady

Her face is melting

"After you, sir. I'm sure you've had a long day at the gravel pit."

“I’ve brought my lovely lady friend. In case you’re wondering, yes she’s a squirter your honor.”

no no no no no, it's supposed to be ladies first. Joseph is wearing more earrings, so...

I feel sorry for the janitor that had to clean her slug trail up after the taping

That black chick already hates them. I bet she can smell the racism wafting off them.

We make jokes but she's seriously so goddamned ugly. Fucking Skeletor

All she needs is a potato sack over her head and she'd be a fine looking woman.

Black woman's face is priceless.

She is throwing shade at those shitty dad shoes he chose to wear to court.

After moo, m'lady