No mention of Mother's Day on Pat Tomlinson IG, though he posted a pic from his "3 course Easter brunch" with his "new, better wife"

46  2019-05-16 by gregorio_ilidivich

First of all, labeling appetizers, entrees, and desserts from a Denny's (or any restaurant) as a three-course meal is absurd, as that is typically the standard, you uncultured buffoon.

Second, what's the matter, baby-boy? Your psychologist mommy, which clearly caused some sort of intellectual inferiority complex within you, isn't getting a signed copy of Gate Smashers for Mother's day.

13 comments

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-16

And the three course dessert was a couple shitty looking cookies from a Chinese buffet. I noticed for a guy that posts EVERYTHING he does, no matter how uninteresting, he has no Mother’s Day post, no pic of him with mom for pity likes, no happy mother’s day to all the moms message for pity likes. Nothing. Guessing Father’s Day will be the same. His parents hate him.

1  SomervilleDan 2019-05-16

Patrick is a bitter child, child

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-16

Ugh. Imagine Fat Pat waddling out of there, full of sugar and grease. And his "wife" behind him, waddling from a fifth of Five. They must have ruined Mother's Day for so many that day.

1  JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-16

Keep up the emasculating mommy voice /u/patrickstomlinson. It's not super obvious to everybody what's going on with you and your hippie slut turned psychologist mom, child.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-16

Sounds like Fatrick grew up in a weird mix of Jonestown and a sleep-over at Jimmy Salville's house.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2019-05-16

He doesn't see his kids and his parents don't like him either.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-16

It's a cycle of shit.

1  Jungies 2019-05-16

FBI Profiler John Douglas - the guy who consulted on "Silence of the Lambs" - says that one way to spot a domestic abuser/killer is to look at their relationship with their mother. Close, healthy relationships (ala Braunhauser and the delightful Terry Clifford) are good, but whatever Patrick's got going on...

1  corystereo 2019-05-16

In a moment of anger, I once told my mother to her face that when she dies, I'll have her body cremated and then I will personally dump her ashes in a latrine.

I wonder what ol' Johnny boy would have to say about me.

1  HooligansPatron 2019-05-16

AIDS Gashers

1  Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-05-16

Pretty sure this queef killed his mother long ago and assumed her identity, Norman Bates-style. Nigga got straight-up Oedipus Syndrome.

1  lowend73 2019-05-16

Easter brunch is ghetto as fuck. Celebrate the return of Jesus at home. Not Shoneys. Classless pedophile.

1  countcumia 2019-05-16

Every time im getting bored of fatrick you guys find a new and interesting angle.