I got a vasectomy when I was 23. The gook doc tried to talk me out of it, but I persisted. He scheduled me for the next day and gave me the scrip for vicodin and a single xanax to get filled. I did so. A couple hours later his assistant called me and told me he was going on a "vacation" for a week and I was rescheduled to next week. I wasn't going to fall for that jew trick. I then spent all of that week doing my prescribed drugs, and went into that surgery with no xanax or vics. I then had to spend the next two days stone cold sober until I could reasonably say that I needed more because the pain was still present. Boy did I have egg on my face.
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2 CrownChicken 2019-05-16
Low T no balls having nigga.
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-05-16
His balls are defective and he got them cut off, what a faggot.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-16
His local judge ordered Joe's balls cut off
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-16
They found him impregnating several of the local dogs
1 suirogerg 2019-05-16
“Recovered nicely” oh yeah, stupid? How’d you do that? Give Carol the ol’ squirt test?
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-16
Was he seriously worried about impregnating the crypt keeper? I’m pretty sure Coronado sailed on that ship
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-16
AND he paid cash
I'm sure there's some county funded catch and release program that would have fixed carol for free
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-16
sounds like a successful transition surgery
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-16
Guess his new nickname is ball-less Joe
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-05-16
So there's a good chance that end of the Cumia male bloodline is lost for good <3. Good riddence to bad rubbish.
1 sheltonamerican 2019-05-16
Wasn't his vasectomy court ordered after that whole "Child Spit" scandal he was involved with?
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-16
I bet they loved his folksy “piece of ass, peace of mind” slogan in /r/Feminism. What is he even doing there?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-16
Why does EVERY Joe Cumia ploy blow up in his face? Nigga you 0-5000, just fucking stop. (Please don't)
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-05-16
The are countless ways in which is dick doesn't work.
0 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-05-16
I got a vasectomy when I was 23. The gook doc tried to talk me out of it, but I persisted. He scheduled me for the next day and gave me the scrip for vicodin and a single xanax to get filled. I did so. A couple hours later his assistant called me and told me he was going on a "vacation" for a week and I was rescheduled to next week. I wasn't going to fall for that jew trick. I then spent all of that week doing my prescribed drugs, and went into that surgery with no xanax or vics. I then had to spend the next two days stone cold sober until I could reasonably say that I needed more because the pain was still present. Boy did I have egg on my face.