Post in this thread to become a moderator

3  2019-05-15 by BovineEyedMongoloid

As you fellas already know, we only currently have 11 mods and that is not nearly enough to police the undesirable elements of our community. We need at least 30 on staff to ensure that our subreddit continues to be an inclusive safe space for all.

If you feel you are up to the task, please post your qualifications here to be sent a mod invitation or a follow up interview.

Good luck, fellas, and remember to Spread the Virus!

20 comments

4  spams_seed 2019-05-15

I have a lazy eye so I can keep one eye on this sub and one eye on Patrick's facebook at all times.

4  MoistureMop1 2019-05-15

I have a job, own a home, have a wife, and don't work at Panera.

2  BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-05-15

Elitist scum

3  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-05-15

I never stole a vape

1  BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-05-15

I said qualifications, not disqualifications.

3  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-05-15

I’ve held Jim Norton’s shit in my hand, wore a doody hat and shit post here on the reg.

2  big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-15

I'm not babysitting anyone

2  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-15

I'm an 10th grade graduate & twice convicted felon with poor impulse control.

2  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-15

I'm Joe Cumia

2  _TheOpster 2019-05-15

Can a faggot be a mod?

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-05-15

I think it is a prerequisite.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-15

Make me a mod I don't have a life so plenty of time, plus PhilipMarma said "thanks for the laughs" in his farewell thread before he died a horrible early death. From cancer. If you don't make me a mod you're sinning basically.

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-15

I would vow to delete any content i do not understand, repeatedly kickban that black chick and wage a personal war against anyone who critiques my lazy, 'check in once a week' style of moderation. Anything i post is immediately stickied for a few days even if its not an important announcement.

1  c0mposition 2019-05-15

I am an absolute faggot lusting for rod.

1  CrownChicken 2019-05-15

Nigger

1  Fuxgreat 2019-05-15

I’m 6’1 and really overweight.

0  Baldross 2019-05-15

Just make me a mod, my qualifications are I'm a asshole who's on this sub most of the day

0  throwawawyy2 2019-05-15

Mod me. I have an unhealthy thirst for power and will this sub to the highest bidder.

0  ElFaporino 2019-05-15

i'm not a faggot.

1  [deleted] 2019-05-15

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