SINNERS BEWARE: MURDERING OUR LORD’S CREATIONS BEFORE THEY HAVE SO MUCH AS A MORSEL OF FREE WILL IS CONSIDERED THE DESTRUCTION OF PURITY AND THE MOST SINFUL ACT ONE CAN COMMIT.
IT IS NOT ONLY A SLIGHT AGAINST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, IT IS TREASONOUS TO GOD. NO ABORTION WILL GO UNPUNISHED AND NO TREASON WILL BE FORGIVEN.
As our wormy, degenerate brother mocks and ridicules our Lord publicly, the sand in his hour glass slips away at a rapid rate. He is ignorant to the looming threat to his soul, consumed in perverse sin and led astray by self pity. Repent now, sinful jester! For your days are numbered and the judgement that awaits you on the other side will not be kind nor forgiving, I assure you of this.
Tonight we will pray. 🙏🏻
We will pray for all of our Lord’s intended blessings, we will pray for those misguided souls who seek to harm them, we will even pray for the deviants and clowns who mock our Lord, and scoff at the pain He feels... over the ruination of His innocent creations in their most purest form.
God save us all. May you come from the Heavens and gift us your guidance soon.. for so many of your children have lost their way. 😔 🙏🏻
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
the devil leads your simple mind down a path of disgusting sin and whispers in your ear that you will one day be amongst family beyond heavens gates. There’s a dark place waiting for you, heathen. You will tire but never rest, hunger but never feed, thirst but never quench. This is your burden to bear and I can do nothing but pray for you.
I love you, brother and I pray our Lord is able to guide you towards a path of redemption before it’s too late.
I've noticed that a lot of his recent twitter shit involves him plugging some current pop culture reference into some hot-button social issue. There was that awful "legal dragon owner" thing, and now this. A 30 year comic and he's doing "civilian" level shit. Fuckin loser
I'm convinced he reads the sub- he'd be stupid not to. The sub always goes after him for basically being culturally retarded when it comes to pop culture after 1990 (somehow he watched Crash). It's too late for Seinfeld and pretty much everything else- but GOT is an eaay binge and he can make surface level jokes to appease the morons that still buy tickets to see his shit standup.
Love all the faggots in these degenerate forums that hate Norton and Cumia (all 76 of you) using the cliche word hack over and over then proclaiming Norton is a hack. Brain basement dwelling little fruits. It's ok. Norton is a brilliant millionaire with insane improv skills at the drop of a dime while you nameless nobodies are basically nothing more than a case of your fathers should have just nutted on your mothers face and been licked off. Congratulations. You're a pro abortion argument.
He still bombs on stage too. Imagine still failing at your career after 30 years. Hey Jim tweet about the time you pressed your aids-ridden dick against a womens leg without her knowing during an O&A tour. See if that goes viral, virtue signaling faggot
55 comments
7 Midian9876 2019-05-15
Patrick Tomlinson level faggotry
4 zambonibill21 2019-05-15
Christ. What a hack.
4 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-15
What a zany guy
3 Terahite 2019-05-15
Nice analogy, stupid
2 John_Gulbunny 2019-05-15
Desperate attempt at going viral
3 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-15
He does this shit with any trending news story. It's really sad.
1 crudedrawer 2019-05-15
I mean I hate jim but that's actually what comedians do.
1 CheiftainQueef 2019-05-15
Shut up, stupid. He's a hack
1 crudedrawer 2019-05-15
Hacks are just boring. Jim is infuriating.
1 edfromla 2019-05-15
His go to move for the last few years
He’s fucking awful
2 obscurity-for-all 2019-05-15
i hope he lips off to the wrong smoothie fetcher and they fucking brain this cocksmoker
2 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-15
That first fucking comment. All "Chip" impersonators deserve to be doused in gasoline and set on fire.
1 throwbenny 2019-05-15
Necklaced
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-15
what is worse, chipson or twat dawg bark bark?
2 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-15
Did he rape an 18 year old female who blacked out?
2 Kalikhead 2019-05-15
Allegedly 18.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-15
You'll just have to ask him on Twitter.
1 CrownChicken 2019-05-15
I've tried that several times. Always ends up with me getting blocked.
1 CheiftainQueef 2019-05-15
He's genuinely tell you it he did
2 marioncruise 2019-05-15
Childless faggot.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-15
Ugh, tweets.
1 Kalikhead 2019-05-15
Look at the dry drunk who supports Trump making an alcohol joke....
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-15
Trump doesn't drink, his brother died from the bottle.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-05-15
HAHA GET IT BECAUSE ALABAMA = INCEST
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-15
It's the same premise default sub redditors would use. You know, civilians...
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-15
SINNERS BEWARE: MURDERING OUR LORD’S CREATIONS BEFORE THEY HAVE SO MUCH AS A MORSEL OF FREE WILL IS CONSIDERED THE DESTRUCTION OF PURITY AND THE MOST SINFUL ACT ONE CAN COMMIT.
IT IS NOT ONLY A SLIGHT AGAINST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, IT IS TREASONOUS TO GOD. NO ABORTION WILL GO UNPUNISHED AND NO TREASON WILL BE FORGIVEN.
As our wormy, degenerate brother mocks and ridicules our Lord publicly, the sand in his hour glass slips away at a rapid rate. He is ignorant to the looming threat to his soul, consumed in perverse sin and led astray by self pity. Repent now, sinful jester! For your days are numbered and the judgement that awaits you on the other side will not be kind nor forgiving, I assure you of this.
Tonight we will pray. 🙏🏻
We will pray for all of our Lord’s intended blessings, we will pray for those misguided souls who seek to harm them, we will even pray for the deviants and clowns who mock our Lord, and scoff at the pain He feels... over the ruination of His innocent creations in their most purest form.
God save us all. May you come from the Heavens and gift us your guidance soon.. for so many of your children have lost their way. 😔 🙏🏻
Amen
1 2Ufanclub 2019-05-15
shutup, faggot
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-15
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
Ephesians 4:29
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-05-15
Man you can’t tell me you like the feeling of it without a condom!
1 kingship75 2019-05-15
Why you not wear a rubba', b?
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-15
If God's real Imma rape him when I get to heaven-
My inner monolpuge: circa 2019
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-15
the devil leads your simple mind down a path of disgusting sin and whispers in your ear that you will one day be amongst family beyond heavens gates. There’s a dark place waiting for you, heathen. You will tire but never rest, hunger but never feed, thirst but never quench. This is your burden to bear and I can do nothing but pray for you.
I love you, brother and I pray our Lord is able to guide you towards a path of redemption before it’s too late.
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-15
What an emotional faggot...
So how lonely are you to rely on believing that horseshit? The bible is a man made weapon, how oblivious and gullible can you be?
1 AlastairBelmont 2019-05-15
Your bit sucks, stupid.
Comic 6:30
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-15
Needed to be said.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-15
I've noticed that a lot of his recent twitter shit involves him plugging some current pop culture reference into some hot-button social issue. There was that awful "legal dragon owner" thing, and now this. A 30 year comic and he's doing "civilian" level shit. Fuckin loser
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-15
I'm convinced he reads the sub- he'd be stupid not to. The sub always goes after him for basically being culturally retarded when it comes to pop culture after 1990 (somehow he watched Crash). It's too late for Seinfeld and pretty much everything else- but GOT is an eaay binge and he can make surface level jokes to appease the morons that still buy tickets to see his shit standup.
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-15
Somehow he watched crash
On the contrary, that's the exact type of faggotry I'd expect Norton to partake in.
1 Persiankobra 2019-05-15
Jesus you need a life
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-15
Iranian faggot
1 Persiankobra 2019-05-15
Faggot faggot
1 davit82013 2019-05-15
He buys shoes for a man with tits to fuck him. Truly an advocate for women.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-15
massive shoes to boot, for someone with a massive dick
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-15
My god... I forgot the title of this post, in turn forgetting he was legitimately trying to tell a joke.
Can't wait until I see his name and age scroll across the bottom of news channel some day.
1 GiygasFetus 2019-05-15
When I am trying to draw an analogy to unborn human life, much like Jim, tweets are the first things that come to my mind.
1 BroderickTheGreat 2019-05-15
Didn't this aging prop comic rape an underage girl at a radio station years back? That's a tough one..
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-15
That was so bad my fucking kidneys hurt.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-15
Thanks for the analogy, Jim. At last I understand a woman's right to choose.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-15
Yes tweets are exactly the same as killing unborn children you hack faggot.
1 Phkna1 2019-05-15
He's worse than a girl
1 Opiethemaster 2019-05-15
Love all the faggots in these degenerate forums that hate Norton and Cumia (all 76 of you) using the cliche word hack over and over then proclaiming Norton is a hack. Brain basement dwelling little fruits. It's ok. Norton is a brilliant millionaire with insane improv skills at the drop of a dime while you nameless nobodies are basically nothing more than a case of your fathers should have just nutted on your mothers face and been licked off. Congratulations. You're a pro abortion argument.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-05-15
What are we gonna do with all these undeleted black tweets?
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-15
It's neither funny, or a good point.
God he's desperate
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-15
That's more hack, than a butcher's shop. Heyooo!
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-05-15
He still bombs on stage too. Imagine still failing at your career after 30 years. Hey Jim tweet about the time you pressed your aids-ridden dick against a womens leg without her knowing during an O&A tour. See if that goes viral, virtue signaling faggot