REMINDER: Jim Norton now charges extra for "VIP Meet and Greets"

28  2019-05-15 by AiCPearlJam

That is all.

19 comments

Does he charge by the blink?

Nigga be makin that paper if he do.

No it's determined by how many ropes you unload on his belly.

This would be pretty gross if ropes meant cum.

By the twitch

semen-induced neurological disorder

How much for 200 blinks and 30 needless and over the top arm gestures?

Who are the VIPs?

Truckers who own their own rigs.

The real celebrities Jim will try to get pictures with.

Sad.

The fact that he charges people to hear his stand up is egregious

He needed the Money!!!

OOOH!

It'd be cheaper to have a VIP service from Gorton if you just dressed as a woman.

Then after paying to get a picture with him, you get to explain to your friends and family who this little man Jim Norton is and why you had to pay to take a picture with him.

I would spend the money to have it on a spy cam and have a nice little meet and great. Say how much I loved Opie and Anthony, work him a little bit to feel comfortable, then start talking about him staying with Opie even though he hated him, defending Amy Schumer, throwing under the bus Louis CK, and disappointing his parents in never having a kid because he is sexually confused. And see how his face changes. How much does it cost?

How long til Chip is on Cameo?

VIP suck and fuck