So the entire UK

That’s the joke, stupid

Ohh my mistake thanks m8

I agree

I will never stop respecting American English for re-introducing the proper words for things the Brits bastardized

The Muslims will take care of them.

They already have

Not yet, those rape and acid attacks are rookie numbers.

It's too far in the wrong direction. Too late to reverse course. They are reproducing at record numbers, so it's only a matter of time

Nuke them, wait 300 years and we colonize them like they colonized us in America. Poetic Justice.

I'm in.

I'll ask president Trump when I see him later.

Me him and Melania are supposed to have dinner.

Let me know how thick her nipples are

Her tits are well documented online. Europeans aren't so shy about boobs as America is.

If you call fries "chips" and chips "crisps"

Go fuck yourself.

Crisps is fucking terrible

Crisps I get but chips for fries? Are you mad, bloke?

In many countries we call fried potato chips

I think I hate you.

fish and chips fawking rule. one of my favorite things to eat at fh Riley's. no filter paul told me they are even better than the fish and chips they have in England.

do you know where I can find a litre of petrol?

right, who cares about the metric system, and saying what comes out of our ass is the same as what to put in a car is much better

pardon?

He thinks gas is a stupid word for gas.

It’s almost if it’s short for gasoline. I hope your mum gets acid attacked

Blimey you're a bit retarded yeah?

Shall we go drink droiving?

Also lorry is a girl’s name, it’s called a truck you toothless inbreds.

Going to the loo is also faggishly gay

Yeah, they should go drown in a water closet.

Christmas is a holiday, a week in a shitty cottage in Sheffordtonvilleshireton is a vacation. Lobsterback scum.

Don't you mean, Holidays, is a holiday, you disgusting bigot.

I'm just going to sit here, eating a nice bag of crisps, and turn the other cheek.

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I hope they walk into an empty elevator for calling it a lift.

There's only one "i" in "aluminum" you limey faggots.

Swear to fucking god we picked the wrong side in WWII.

Furthermore, people who use the phrase 'full stop' should be put to death.

These are the same sick fucks that eat a fucking chip butty. Fries on buttered white bread 🤢 that's the most disgusting shit I've ever heard and I've read extensively on Dhamer's dietary habits

So you basically want to shoot every Brit in the head...

I concur.

Oh shit, son. I got some of that Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuit mix the other day.

I'm a man of wealth and taste

What about scones?

I'm an Aussie and I think its gay how you call them cookies. What are you, five?

America deserved 9/11

If you call burgers sandwiches you deserve to get fucked with one.

The same fate should await those that live in a "flat"... have a windscreen, open a bonnet to check your oil, use a torch when it's dark. And.. most importantly... if you drive on the wrong side of the car and the wrong side of the fucking road just to be different, your toothless race should be totally genocided.

You uncouth hedon, a biscuit and a cookie are different.

Jellied eel on a crumpet ooh yes guvna.