You know what's really sad? The correct way to lodge a nonsense complaint like this is to go directly to the police department yourself so they can laugh at you and kick you out on your ass after calling you a whiny faggot, if they're nice.
911 is for emergencies. It's not a hotline to call if someone offended you.
Ahmed Ahmed is “you know, Middle Eastern” and said he asked the audience if anyone was from that region of the world.
“A whole bunch of people raised their hands and said, ‘I’m from Iraq,’ ‘I’m from Iran,’ ‘I’m from Pakistan,’ ‘I’m from here, I’m from there.’ And he said, ‘We could organize our own little terrorist organization.’
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3 fawwkyeah 2019-05-15
On one hand, the audience member is a faggot for calling 911 over some jokes, on the other hand, fuck Arabs
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-15
he called 9/11, she called 911, i’m sitting here in middle saying “whadduya want from me?”
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-15
She got a flat tire
3 BlackManMoan 2019-05-15
You know what's really sad? The correct way to lodge a nonsense complaint like this is to go directly to the police department yourself so they can laugh at you and kick you out on your ass after calling you a whiny faggot, if they're nice.
911 is for emergencies. It's not a hotline to call if someone offended you.
1 the_eternal_ferengi 2019-05-15
The cops were laughing in the video. "Dont change anything in your act." one said.
1 throwbenny 2019-05-15
What if I have a flat tire and I'm late for my tendies?
2 ElFaporino 2019-05-15
Ahmed Ahmed is “you know, Middle Eastern” and said he asked the audience if anyone was from that region of the world.
“A whole bunch of people raised their hands and said, ‘I’m from Iraq,’ ‘I’m from Iran,’ ‘I’m from Pakistan,’ ‘I’m from here, I’m from there.’ And he said, ‘We could organize our own little terrorist organization.’
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slightly hack, but come on lady
2 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-15
How could they make a terrorist organization with anyone from Saudi Arabia. Or better yet, the top producer of terrorism in the middle east, Israel.
1 edfromla 2019-05-15
Sir that’ll be a $5000 fine for anti Semitic bigotry
2 bal0rd 2019-05-15
Believing the performer is going to harm everyone in the audience? That's some Batman movie shit.
1 Mintwa 2019-05-15
Did ya?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-15
Patty wagon is an offensive term.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-15
Easily the most enraging part of the article. That'll show them!
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-05-15
The Iranian told him to hold his filthy Salafist tounge I hope
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-15
That audience member should actually be beheaded.
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-15
I was hoping it was cuck Derosa