Joe, does carol have multiple orgasms and ration her juice out amongst them, or does she just blow a load once?

Her cunny froths up like a latte.

You’d think that after watching her squirt less and less with each one, Joe would understand the law of diminishing returns a little better. But no.

He gets a pretty good ROI on cuntslop

Here is Joe giving his wife a Clark Griswold-style “Vacation” hotel bed toast, but with his voice shaking from the vibrating anal beads instead.

His defensive body language suggests he finds her as revolting as he does all other women.

Carol donned some of her best witches' garb, and Joe decided on... the hoodie he had thrown on four days ago. Class. Also she looks like she's about to cry or vomit from his breath.

cappuccino and sambuca washing over a pinch of Red Man

Joey Diaz in the back.

Let me tell you, Joe Rogan. I hate at least fifty fucking moons over my hammies, Joe Rogan.

2019, Olive Garden New Jersey, Joe Rogan. I was sitting at this table with a hooker I met 5 minutes before who offered to tongue-punch my corn-hole for $6 and a bus ticket back home. As she was going to town on me under the table I noticed this fucking huge biker come in with his blonde bimbo wife. I tell ya, Joe Rogan. I've never seen anyone as big as dis man. They called him the Crazy Samcro and he was at least three tables wide and as tall as Shaq, Joe Rogan. I tell ya, Joe Rogan. I've heard some fucked up stories about this mothafucka.

They are both hideous. There really is someone for everyone

A lid for every pot, they say.

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Carol is squirting child spit

I'll bet that puss is as dry a a saharan summer I'm getting friction burn on my cock just thinking about it

It's like a sandblaster for removing paint

Imagine taking this ghoul out in public to a restaurant. She really is a deplorable

Joe took her to the fanciest Denny's in the tri-state area.

Bear in mind that this isn't a natural moment captured on camera. They posed like this and asked someone to take a picture. Just disgusting.

And Joe made sure to have the check included in the picture as though he is paying.

Waiter - "Sorry, Mr Cumia, your card was declined."

Slow Joe - "Run it through again. (To Carol) Don't worry babe, Anthony paid me my monthly royalties yesterday, I got this."

Carol - "I'm awful."

Any place with a table offering splenda packets, bendy straws, and joey diaz as clientelle you know is a classy joint.

Not to mention those starched-to-shit, nonabsorbent tablecloths and the same Ikea banquet glasses used for red and white wine, present at the most mediocre of eateries.

I bet Joe complained about his "broo-sket" and "moo-tsa-rell" in his best psuedo-intellectual, Southern pigshit Italian-American dialect to save a couple lire.

He even has to hold the espresso, a true dago piece of shit.

He's been places.

Scared to touch lips because they didn't pay attention when that libtard witch put the hex on them and they can't remember whether or not they'll turn back into swamp frogs

"Uh? Waiter! More glasses, please!"

imagine if every time you have a meal with your wife at a restaurant and the bill comes you're reminded that you're paying all of this with money someone else earned.. Having someone else pay your way thru life has to do wonders for your manhood. Fucking white trash loser

Disgusting woman was eating a glassful of doo doo.

Child shit enthusiast?

Is he wearing nail polish? His nails look abnormally pink.

it's just the contrast with the extremely dark skin tone

Shes checking his breathe for child spit, she warned him that the next time he did that to her would be the last time.