Patient Anthony Cumia, 2019

12  2019-05-15 by LamarThePotato

  • History of heart attacks and multiple vascular problems
  • Enlarged liver
  • Wet brain
  • Early signs of dementia
  • Recurring stomach ulcers
  • High anxiety
  • Dysfunctional sleep patterns

Age: 58 years, but still lives like he's 18.

5 comments

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-15

I'm 23 and just one day drinking binge fucks me up

1  LamarThePotato 2019-05-15

Now imagine 40 years of it.

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-15

I have the sudden urge to eat a burger next to a toilet.

1  Cawdor 2019-05-15

Your forgot terminally ugly but still hilarious

1  IveBeenCalledSxyB4 2019-05-15

You're out of your mind. Didn't you see his hair? Not a gray hair in sight, sir. This man is youth personified!