Eat a bullet? Not likely, pal. That's a toe trigger attachment I don't have.

240  2019-05-14 by StentFeznor

34 comments

1  JansHammer 2019-05-14

comedy is an art.

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-14

And painting isn't

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-05-14

So is a gunshot wound to the head.

1  [deleted] 2019-05-14

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1  JansHammer 2019-05-14

Henry Norton-Cooper.

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-14

Best one yet

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-05-14

This reminds me of how funny Jimbobo was the first time I saw it. Knowing now that Jim thought it was funny too takes a little of the shine off it for me though.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-14

That's an egg yolk I won't tolerate

1  Cummanderstupid 2019-05-14

Both are dry drunk faggots in there 50's doing the same routine for years on stage.

1  bal0rd 2019-05-14

Henry looks 65.

1  ThePittWolf 2019-05-14

But he’s really profound with his spoken word...or somethin.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-14

"That's a toe trigger I won't be attaching."

Do I have to rewrite all of these for you guys who are jumping onto the Rollins bandwagon and weighing a great joke down with laziness?

1  StentFeznor 2019-05-14

That's a compelling argument for why throwaway internet jokes need your guiding hand.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-14

I'm glad you're admitting your joke was throwaway, as in, throwaway in the garbage.

1  StentFeznor 2019-05-14

I'm just a civilian. I can't compete that kind of comedy.

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-05-14

That's a mic I won't fart into.

1  bal0rd 2019-05-14

That's a Charurbate room I won't enter. That's a private show I'm not willing to spy in on.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-14

That's a perk I will make good on.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-05-14

Jim is uglier than Anthony

1  bal0rd 2019-05-14

Buddy, try lifting 20 pounds of lead and plastic. Kettlebells tell you so much about yourself, they reveal how brave you really are.

1  berserka-cawk 2019-05-14

Objectify trans people as a fetish? That’s $60,000 of trucker money I won’t pilfer.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-05-14

That's a tough one I won't take a position on

1  DeclanGunn 2019-05-14

Louis CK? That's a masturbating friend I'll disown after he gives me a career.

1  notasodomite 2019-05-14

That's a ha ha holy shit I can take to the bank, pal.

1  DeclanGunn 2019-05-14

Removing my own hat? Listen pal, cultures from all over the world have a deep respect for different head dresses, and removing this covering from my head is one task for which I will not be using a shotgun.

1  ThePittWolf 2019-05-14

Henry Rollins is an angsty teen who’s pretending to have grown up.

1  ManAndGodAndLion 2019-05-14

That's a puddle of AIDS I won't be slipping in

1  T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-05-14

That's a cereal bowl I'm not peeing into

1  Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-05-14

That's an unconscious girl I won't penetrate.

1  eating_my_own_face 2019-05-14

I dont read these things,man. I dont want to be influenced by it.

1  AntonioNappa 2019-05-14

That's one paper bag of crap I won't light on fire.

1  GunClubVRMod 2019-05-14

I must have been fucked up last night because I forgot to send a comment calling you all hack faggots for laughing at this, and upon waking up and being able to see clearly I realized it's Norton's face on him.

1  BarnoldWHV 2019-05-14

I am not trying to get too outta line here, but I have always found Henry Rollins to be grating and charmless.