What is that thing on the right?

They call him The Peeker. If you see him peeking, don’t look at him in the eyes or you’ll turn into a child and he’ll molest you.

Wow that's sick.

Snitches get stitches

It’s the husk of a man.

man

Nope

I think that's the Scranton Strangler.

Even Missy's muscular arms couldn't wade through that head bush.

That's a toupee I won't affix

That’s Vietnamese underbrush I won’t machete.

Machetes? What do I think about machetes? There’s not much to say about machetes actually. I have seen them used to cut through dense rainforest vegetation in the Congo, used for agriculture in the Philippines and even cooking in Latin America. But the best use for a machete? To teach a 60 year old man not to have sexual relations with a teenage girl. That’s a sexual attraction I’m not willing to tolerate.

Fortunately for Ant, Joe's expertise lies with peeling potatoes and not shucking corn, else he'd have instinctively torn those plugs out long ago.

Nappy headed ‘mo.

i dont see the resemblance

This is the man who coined the word "soy sauce hair" when mocking other older men.

Old Corn Silk head.

Are you implying Nana's hair looks like corn silk? Its not that nice.

thats one corny ass nigga