Not even sure. I just heard Bert mention she is from Alabama. I live outside Birmingham but I’ve traveled all across the states and Alabama and Florida are some fucked up places to live.
A large portion of my extended family lives in Citronelle (way south of where you lived, down near Mobile). Some of them look like they just got done filming an episode of COPS. Using drugs (ie. meth) and abusing alcohol for your entire adult life while being white trash makes for some interesting aesthetics.
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I did manage to see some fucked up stuff in Citronelle. Once when I was young (8-10 or so), we went down a creepy dirt road in the woods so I could empty my bladder onto a tree. When I got out of the car, I noticed a ditch on the side of the road was filled with dead dogs. 15-20 of them, various breeds, looked like they had been dumped within the past few days. Creeped me out for a while.
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On another occasion, I was in my late teens and hanging out with my uncle and cousin. They have a cabin on a small lake/large pond, and some of the nearby road noise carried across the water. We heard a dog barking for a while, then some loud engine noise, then a gunshot, then a whimper, then a speeding vehicle. We were pretty sure some rednecks shot that dog so it would shut up.
I was going to say I respect that she doesn't use that stupid Vaseline filter that all these old broads use, but she's probably too old to know what a filter is.
Can you imagine having to endure his fake laughing act everywhere you go for years on end without a break? We would all age worse probably, Kreischer is fucking AIDS.
This is the same kind of girl Tucker Max is fucking these days. Unless you're either rich or insanely good looking in your 30's, the sluts get haggard quickly.
That’s not true, I have proof that he is still pulling tens. But, I was in the closet filming it, and then he found shit on his dick, and he started throwing up, and then the girl started throwing up, and then I started throwing up, and I fell out of the closet and I vomited all over the video tape. Damn shame. It’s the same tape where I caught a sci-fi author punching some Nazis at a convention.
Yeah: Bert's wife is 1+ years older than him and Tom Segura's wife is 3 years older than Tom.
It's kind of "meh", but, hey, what do I care?!
At least their life partner isn't a male prostitute who wears a female wig and sports a big cock.
I work with a guy who is a lot like Brother Joe, and of course last week he brings up THE MACHINE and says he wants him to come to town because he;s hilarious. Always bragging about BEER!
I'm a total faggot and watched this cooking show this clown does on Burr's network. Episode had his wife and some country music person that she loves as guests. She was totally flirting with the country faggot and Kreischer just sat there like a fucking cuck laughing it up at every single thing that came out of his own mouth. I hate this laugh at everything to sell the fake atmosphere of funny fuck.
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2 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-14
Lmao I thought he was meant to be a cool party animal. This cunt is old and ugly.
2 marioncruise 2019-05-14
Yeah when I was in uni the frat boys usually fucked decent looking chicks. I guess this is what happens you adopt that lifestyle in your mid 30's.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-14
Burt takes his shirt off so often that the friction slows down time for him. It's a science thing.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-14
The daughters, on the other hand...
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-14
She looks like someone who looks really good for a 70 year old.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-14
An elderly Bavarian countrywoman who you can tell had it going on 30 years ago.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-14
Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-14
Poor lady.
1 n-person 2019-05-14
yeah but I would still cum in her face for national security.
1 floatingoften 2019-05-14
I just found out the other day that she is from Alabama. Doesn’t surprise me. Lots of crazy people live in Alabama.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-14
What part? It makes a huge difference.
1 floatingoften 2019-05-14
Not even sure. I just heard Bert mention she is from Alabama. I live outside Birmingham but I’ve traveled all across the states and Alabama and Florida are some fucked up places to live.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-14
I'll cut yo bitch ass
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-14
Ms Seed. Please calm down. 3 deep breaths....good. Now, did you swallow the medication Nurse Ratched gave you earlier?
1 Dick_donger 2019-05-14
Alabama doesnt take kindly to coloreds
1 marioncruise 2019-05-14
I bet your accent turns on all the ladies.
1 floatingoften 2019-05-14
Haha. Most definitely.
1 jml9689 2019-05-14
After moving from Alabama to another side of the country, I can confirm there is some truth to this depending on where you go.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-14
Anywhere in the middle of the state is fucked. Especially the Black Belt region.
1 jml9689 2019-05-14
A large portion of my extended family lives in Citronelle (way south of where you lived, down near Mobile). Some of them look like they just got done filming an episode of COPS. Using drugs (ie. meth) and abusing alcohol for your entire adult life while being white trash makes for some interesting aesthetics.
​
I did manage to see some fucked up stuff in Citronelle. Once when I was young (8-10 or so), we went down a creepy dirt road in the woods so I could empty my bladder onto a tree. When I got out of the car, I noticed a ditch on the side of the road was filled with dead dogs. 15-20 of them, various breeds, looked like they had been dumped within the past few days. Creeped me out for a while.
​
On another occasion, I was in my late teens and hanging out with my uncle and cousin. They have a cabin on a small lake/large pond, and some of the nearby road noise carried across the water. We heard a dog barking for a while, then some loud engine noise, then a gunshot, then a whimper, then a speeding vehicle. We were pretty sure some rednecks shot that dog so it would shut up.
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-14
Same person?
1 rdoran93 2019-05-14
alabama really lives up to the godless white trash reputation.
1 Pavoneo_ 2019-05-14
Roll Tide y'all
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1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-05-14
I was going to say I respect that she doesn't use that stupid Vaseline filter that all these old broads use, but she's probably too old to know what a filter is.
1 aprosbro 2019-05-14
Do amish chicks fuck?
1 jml9689 2019-05-14
They do on Rumspringa.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-14
He's just gotta have a beer or reference beer in every fucking photo, doesn't he?
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-14
If I were married to an old broad I would wanna drink beer constantly too
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-14
She looks like she's been finishing a keg a day since she was sixteen.
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-05-14
Thats a rough ass 47 in this day and age
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-14
Especially when the husband makes as much as I presume this hack does
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-14
Can you imagine having to endure his fake laughing act everywhere you go for years on end without a break? We would all age worse probably, Kreischer is fucking AIDS.
1 Tashter 2019-05-14
He got the girl.
1 BoatHack2 2019-05-14
This is the same kind of girl Tucker Max is fucking these days. Unless you're either rich or insanely good looking in your 30's, the sluts get haggard quickly.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-14
That’s not true, I have proof that he is still pulling tens. But, I was in the closet filming it, and then he found shit on his dick, and he started throwing up, and then the girl started throwing up, and then I started throwing up, and I fell out of the closet and I vomited all over the video tape. Damn shame. It’s the same tape where I caught a sci-fi author punching some Nazis at a convention.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-14
Eh, for him? He deserves worse.
1 IveBeenCalledSxyB4 2019-05-14
This guy should bring up that hilarious Machine story. I haven't heard that enough times.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-14
That’s his mother, right?
1 LittleStJames 2019-05-14
hes cheating on her, its not even a question
1 Amunti 2019-05-14
Age
1 Fuente_Valdergais 2019-05-14
Yeah: Bert's wife is 1+ years older than him and Tom Segura's wife is 3 years older than Tom.
It's kind of "meh", but, hey, what do I care?!
At least their life partner isn't a male prostitute who wears a female wig and sports a big cock.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-14
I can't believe Segura just turned 40. I thought he was 40 in 2013.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-05-14
She's the 80yo mother who takes care of his son like his still 8.
They need each other by this point.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-14
I work with a guy who is a lot like Brother Joe, and of course last week he brings up THE MACHINE and says he wants him to come to town because he;s hilarious. Always bragging about BEER!
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-14
I'm a total faggot and watched this cooking show this clown does on Burr's network. Episode had his wife and some country music person that she loves as guests. She was totally flirting with the country faggot and Kreischer just sat there like a fucking cuck laughing it up at every single thing that came out of his own mouth. I hate this laugh at everything to sell the fake atmosphere of funny fuck.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-14
Really glad you added in those first 4 words to preface that. Sounds awful brothaman.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-14
Anyone who has seen more than 5 minutes straight of this hack's standup/podcast/anything deserves to hate themselves.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-14
What a fat immature embarrassment he is.
1 iceNautilus 2019-05-14
Leann could get it.
1 chulathedog 2019-05-14
Whenever he talks about his wife he subconsciously has to say how hot she is. He goes to strip clubs in every city he visits, btw.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-14
He has an obsessesion with clothes being taken off.