REMINDER: Patrick told us to "get them children, leave no one standing"
19 2019-05-14 by PsychopathyRed
It was almost like this sci-fi author was begging us to molest children. Well I tell you, the whole thing stank... but our noses had been out in the cold for far too long. This was a prostate I refused to stimulate.
9 comments
2 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-14
I mean even just ignoring the bit. I'm a father. Fat Pat says he's a father. I'm divorced but my ex and I have equal time with my daughter. I have her 3 days a week and 4 days a week. Alternating. I cannot stand that fat pat never sees his daughter. It's honestly why I hate him so much
1 spams_seed 2019-05-14
He also protested against people fighting pedophilia. So there's that too.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-14
He picked online bickering, day drinking, and selling failed sci-fi instead of taking care of his blood. He will burn in hell.
1 Killgore 2019-05-14
It's not his kid. It's pretty obvious.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-14
Zero chance. What a coincidence that Adrienne left him for one of his friends right around the time she was pregnant with Patso’s child. I can’t possibly think of another explanation.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-14
Yeah, he says she left him when she was pregnant
1 stealthygeek 2019-05-14
Unfortunately Patrick saw Misery recently. Immobilized children are much easier for him to molest.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-05-14
Was that a Metal Gear reference you tossed in there?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-14
Sure was.