Ants_ccw_permit show me what that mouth do

12  2019-05-14 by soggylefttesticle

Ill be in Florida next week, hoe

31 comments

Gave up on trying to save the marriage?

No im on “vacation”

You deserve it. Doing heroin is hard work.

So is having an outie. Now pinch your nose and do your duty

That’s not how you talk to a classy woman like sams_seed. First you inform her you have marijuana and Xanax and then you start unzipping your pants

That lesson was my favorite part of the 'The Game'.

You want her to ask to speak to your manager to complain and try to get free stuff?

Whats that dude? Your phone crapped out

He was saying do you want her to speak to your manager to complain and get free stuff.

One more time, your phones crappin out

Nigga stop using Straight Talk

Hey! leave her alone

dude you don't need to come on strong with your game, any guy with 20 can make this happen

If you shove it in far enough, her belly button pops out like a party blower.

Aloof faggot

Shut up, queer

Salty faggot

Eat my bbc little white boy

Act gay some more, loveless marriage

At least i get pussy you fuckin spiteful virgin

Lmfao Patrick bragged about the exact same thing

My penis is a lot longer than yours. I fuck hotter women than you. I make more money than you. You’re a needledick faggot. Id murk your pussy ass real quick. Now im done with you. Be gone, whiteboy

"I'm the HNIC around this subreddit, buckaroo!" Why don't you go try to save your marriage instead of posturing to someone on a message board? Dumb fag

Your momma and girlfriend blush when niggas are around. They talk about bbcs in private lol

I thought I was a virgin? How come I have a girlfriend now? If you're going to lash out at the world because you married a cunt, at least make it make sense

Your future girlfriend/wife/husband whatever

All the fire's gone out of you. Fuck off and die, niggerfaggot

No you insignificant white loser

Uppity

You don't look as good as you think you do saying shit like that.

Oof. Just delete this, it was embarrassing even before you got triggered.