I’m at a conference and the presenter his this on their slide. The fuck is wrong in this world. Bunch of Sams running around.

15  2019-05-14 by OpiesInstantReplay

18 comments

try to blow him and see if hes gay, then report back if he lets you finish.

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no reason really

Get up and fucking leave immediately.

I did when a panel member for the third time referred to someone as “good sir.”

So you work for a security company I assume?

I have nothing to do with our company’s network security, so, why am I here?

I'd fucking walk out

What a faggot.

Wtf? Dude I'm at the same conference! Look for the guy with a baseball hat on in the back. When you see me, give me a big hug and say "Pests, am I right?"

I’ll just whisper “brotherman” under my breath and give a nod.

You could find each other faster if you both just started yelling "Gas the Jews!"

Do it right now and film it.

Or they could just meet up at Big Apple Ranch after the conference for some drinks.

Sounds great, I heard Joe's new Village People tribute band is playing, he's Leather Man.

lmao me too.

I'm the nearest biggest black guy that you can see.

Just come on up and say my username out loud and we'll have a fun wrestle.

:)

If there was ever a time to channel Michael Richards it’s now

Sign on for a run on what will become the most syndicated sitcom in history and earn millions?

Kill them all

That top line is bugging me; you can't turn an organisation into a methodology.

Says it's all about people then shows a bunch of robots.