"I need a two beer buzz, Keith."

16  2019-05-14 by bovinebrain

3 comments

Tony Two Shirts, the two beer queer. He's got a stent in his asshole to help with gaping.

Every time I've seen Ant take a drink from a beer it's like a child having a sip from their dad's can, there's no way that queer has downed a beer in his life

"I need that two beers drank slowly over the course of an hour buzz, Keith"

That’s why he drinks Bud Lite and Captain Morgan. If he drank a real beer or straight whisky he’d probably puke.