"He's evolved."- Howard Stern

You don’t understand. He’s playing a “character.”

He isn't attracted to them sexually either

Attracted? What do I think about attraction? Attraction is, power to evoke interest in someone or something. You might look at a magnet and think that it’s attracting a piece of metal, but the attraction must be mutual for this to happen, the magnet and the metal attract each other. Another example would be sexual attraction, which does not exist. There are no physics involved in that process, that desire. But if two people claim they are sexually attracted to each other? That’s not a use of that word I’m willing to cross-examine.

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“Women? Like the ones with the vagina? Yeah man, not my scene. Sure, every once in a while between writing my extremely intellectually stimulating, thought provoking, journal entries I long for the feeling of a vagina, but then i remember how boring they are in all other aspects of life. And don’t even get me started on the whales. The fat ones? That’s one jar of protein powder I am NOT taking scoops from

Rollins has the same reaction to vagina that Sam has to a Porterhouse steak.

And also vagina

Sam can't eat fucking rice.

Porterhouse steak is like a PhD in comparison.

“Go be fat on someone else’s time? Well pal that’s a time zone I ain’t gonna set my cuckoo clock on”

He's not wrong.

I dont mind a bitch who smokes and drinks once in a while. But yeah they need to work out if they're older than 23.

I get exhausted every time I listen to him talk. The amount of energy he puts into his useless answers is astounding. A lesser man would do something actually useful with his life.

These wannabe mavericks that have such a problem with society and tradition never have anything to replace them with. What's his solution, get shitty tattoos and make angry faces all day? Such a useless old fag.

That's an angry face. I thought that was a weird combination of high levels of testosterone and autism.

Autistosterone

I get exhausted every time I listen to him talk.

That's your AIDS kicking in.

"I ain't no faggot." Eazy E, 'Straight Outta Compton'

No, that's not the AIDS. Although you sound like the edgy type that really think that Rollins speaks truth to power.

No, that's not the AIDS.

One of those symptomless days then eh? Cheers m8.

Have you tried smoking kratom? It may help you deal with your uncontrollable spurging out.

See, this would actually be an edgy thing to say nowadays. And on the other hand, what he says NOW would’ve been sort of edgy back then. It’s almost like he’s incapable of saying anything politically incorrect in any given era. Which, ironically, seems to be the exact opposite of the reputation of the character he plays. Very un-punk rock.

That’s why Johnny Rotten is the greatest. Dude is a right leaning Trump tolerator, he loves tooling off on 20 somethings who think they’re edgy and ‘punk rock’ by agreeing with 90% of their retarded peer group.

Johnny Rotten is rapidly becoming one of my favorite people. An old rocker who isn't boring and gets better with age.

He's great. He's the real deal, just a bitter old British cunt. I was never even a Sex Pistols fan but I always dug him. He's like the anti-Henry Rollins.

That's just a FUPA I'm not strong enough to lift.

During this time Rollins was touring with his band and didn't need political correctness. Just goes to show most of these faggots bow to the SJW throne to appease their Hollywood overlords.

Nice Dutch subtitles, stupid

His review show got me into his spoken word, and it must be known this guy is so cutting and witty along with being a good hearted man despite being molested by his overbearing father.

Jim Jefferies raped an underage chick and now does SJW stand up. It amazed they think the last want catch up with then one day

As a man my metamorphosis from a cocoon to a beautiful butterfly was full of moments I whole heartedly and passionately regret. We all orate beliefs we look back upon with extreme contrition and this was part of my growing stage as just a small insignificant shell. But I don’t ever live in the past. My time machine is at 88 miles per hour and I’ve seen some serious shit.

"If they smoke, I'm turned off. If they drink, I'm outta there."

what a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot

I don't particularly like women who reek of cigarettes but it's definitely not something that would stop me trying to fuck one if she was hot.

If they smoke, I'm turned off

It's just not something a heterosexual man would think or say, frankly it sounds like something a cunty divorcee would come out with.

Straightedge was code word for gay

I've forgotten what it's like to have a girlfriend (looks around like Stevie Wonder)

Colin Fagrell.

That's a fat, desperate whore sulking at a bar on Friday night that I won't take advantage of

The Joe Rogan of Punk Rock, by that I mean a Homosexual.

"Quite honestly. I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend. Haven't had a girlfriend since... 19....88..."

As he stares out the window, sadly. 20 years of this turns you into Henry of today.

He's a like a dude who doesn't want to work and makes every excuse in the world why he doesn't have a job. Thinking about vagina makes him physically uncomfortable.

He is such a renegade, no use for our society, man. Oh, but this misanthrope is all over social media and YouTube. Fucking fraud. Just like every social justice asshole is a mentally ill freak that needs attention and validation constantly, phonies like this asshole and Fatrick recycle the words of smarter men but with no comprehension, substance or probity. Nietzsche would have killed himself if he believed half of what he said, and he’s still a tower of sincerity compared to these aspirant mediocrities. And yes - I’m calling Nietzsche a phony - what of it? Fuck him.

Pneumonia and a stroke, but I would say it’s a pretty good bet he was drunk. He was completely bat shit crazy at the end, too. Remember, he claimed that he created the entire world, wanted to kill the pope or something, and wanted all anti-Semites rounded up and executed. One of the most overrated figures in history. He was provocative, and definitely intelligent, but otherwise banal intellectually. Intellectually lazy, regurgitated those around him like a nineteenth century Norton.