"Nicotine is a highly addictive substance. It's a dragon I've never had to slay, though I certainly dont judge those who are in its clutches. And I certainly wouldnt mock someone for stealing a vape. It's a sub I'm not equipped to moderate."

163  2019-05-13 by SpaceCaseBassFace

22 comments

13  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13

I envy you fuckers who can Rollins-post. I've tried and I always end up quitting before I'm finished because it makes me feel like I'm doing something gross and wrong.

It's like when faggot actors have mental breakdowns because they had to "become" some dark character for a short period of time.

14  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-13

Frankly I think it's an anal egg you're not prepared to stick your dick in.

1  HenryRollinsBot 2019-05-13

Anal eggs? What do I think about anal eggs? Chickens lay eggs to reproduce and one could argue that this shares a similarity with an egg shaped sex toy inserted into the anal cavity by a person to achieve the gratification of their sexual appetite. As the sexual pleasure we feel as humans serves the purpose of encouraging reproduction, which brings is back to the chickens and their eggs. Theres nothing wrong with that but for me that’s not a device I’m willing to try.

1  HandsomeBlue 2019-05-13

Good bot

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1  bigbird911 2019-05-13

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1  Subeckk 2019-05-13

Good bot

1  bdrum_16 2019-05-13

Good bot

5  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-13

That's one bulletin you aren't prepared to post

1  rahtin 2019-05-13

You have to go into it with complete and total confidence. You need to become Rollins.

4  darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-13

George Lincoln Rockwell?

3  anorock13 2019-05-13

He looks like a Mormon elder.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-13

Impossible. Henry Rollins has only fucked a few dozen children.

2  zoogie778 2019-05-13

These are so well written lately. I'm convinced some are real.

2  egates09 2019-05-13

lmao has this angry faggot ever smiled?

2  mattyisbatty 2019-05-13

Fuck he's such a fucking freak, even compared to the people in this sub he's a fucking mutant.

1  DynamiteThunder6 2019-05-13

I love these, thanks

1  SteakSauce66 2019-05-13

Why’s he so pissy lately? Glenn Danzig leave his ass to go cash grabbin’ with Jerry Only?

1  bal0rd 2019-05-13

I bet he's pulled cigarettes out of 6th grader's mouths and felt like an alpha male.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-13

Best one yet. This and Dungeons and Faggots has me in faggoty tears tonight, god damn.

1  ChikenShit 2019-05-13

Gistapo has gone pc

1  HooligansPatron 2019-05-13

What a tough progressive.