Ah Chip. Where do I even begin? What you must understand is, Chip is ever evolving, ever changing, a living work of comedic art. Perhaps he’s the product of my struggle with alcoholism, the foil to the brooding darkness in my soul. Sometimes I ask myself whether I’m playing him or he’s playing me.

194  2019-05-13 by ProfessorChipperson

36 comments

11  PiesByGertrude 2019-05-13

I find chip extremely offputting and I don't know how anyone ever enjoyed it

7  MattyDrumm 2019-05-13

Maybe I'm in the gay minority but I thought Chip was funny during the O&A days. I liked him in small doses. But I never liked Chip's podcast. It was really repetitive and got gay and boring instantly.

8  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-13

Chip was funny if it was unexpected and over in 10 seconds. Retards are funny in short bursts but a whole podcast just makes you realize you're listening to an annoying retard a few minutes in.

Take us out pigboy.

2  AxelSpott 2019-05-13

Its like a Ted scheckler perhaps. Tolerable as a one liner but retardedly simple and predictable as a bit.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-13

I agree. I did think Jim's characters were funny on the show, in small doses. It's why I gave myself this stupid name in the first place. But small doses is the key term here.

7  CommodorePawsey 2019-05-13

A few seconds made me laugh sometimes. Mostly when used to annoy someone. How he thought there was an animated series in there is beyond me.

6  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13

Chip is fucking annoying but all his characters stink and I don't like 'em

-1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-13

ApReHl FeHlS

9  RapistWithHIV 2019-05-13

That decor is too warm. Only white & grey for the bland sociopathic Worm.

4  racemic_mixture 2019-05-13

Also, I'd be surprised if Jim has ever built a fire or knows the basics of how to.

9  HenryRollinsBot 2019-05-13

Fire? What do I think about fire? In the Western world we are afraid of fire. We think of fire as a destructive force and that’s why we have the Fire Department, to put it out. “Help, there’s a FIRE!” But when you travel around the world and you see that people have all these other uses for it. They use it for cooking, they use it for lighting, they use it for heat, to scare away wild animals in the mountains of South East Asia. So I see it as an exothermic process, combustion, oxidation. That’s one chemical reaction I won’t stigmatize.

3  racemic_mixture 2019-05-13

good bot

3  Sue-Do-Nim 2019-05-13

good bot. that's one bot I won't dehumanise with my robo-offensive vernacular.

2  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-13

Good bot

1  hariolus 2019-05-13

Good bot

1  Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-13

Good bot

1  VicDumb 2019-05-13

Good not

1  HandsomeBlue 2019-05-13

Good bot

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-13

I like the bot that says nigger more

1  snargfursk 2019-05-13

Good bot

6  LamarThePotato 2019-05-13

He had trouble with his stove..

https://youtu.be/602ZTXxgSXo?t=124

8  VowedMalice 2019-05-13

On the next "Inside the Asshole's Studio".

5  zambonibill21 2019-05-13

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

5  AIIenRicketts 2019-05-13

“Life is a tough one without you” got a nigga ribs in excruciating pain.

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3  LouieBeanshh 2019-05-13

i heard chip's ficticious mother has a cup just like that, only it's larger and black and has a capital letter L printed on it

2  CacaCunt 2019-05-13

It looks like he's holding an egg McMuffin. It also looks like Jim Norton is really gay. I guess that means his mother is a faggot maker. Shame on that stupid fucking Jersey whore.

REMINDER: JIM NORTON'S MOTHER IS A FAGGOT MAKING WHORE

6  SirSodomy 2019-05-13

No need to bring his estranged family into it dude

-3  CacaCunt 2019-05-13

REMINDER: JIM NORTON'S MOTHER IS A FAGGOT MAKING WHORE LIKE YOURS

1  frontbottombm 2019-05-13

Think he called her yesterday?

2  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-13

Heard joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am fawkinn Paglacci or sumthin tss"

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1  Mintwa 2019-05-13

She grew up to be a very fine man! Back then it wasn't a felony!

You were right Jim and we... WE were wrong.

1  Nevespot 2019-05-13

Oh, Colin Quinn, what have you done!

1  oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-13

Or... he's just a stolen Jersey Boy character.

-3  Shacomybrand 2019-05-13

The only redeeming part of Chip was Mrs. Chipperson before she started #Ruizing