He’s an attention whore, that’s why. He practices every face/reaction in the mirror the night before. He’s so phony and a big doofus. He isn’t even taking seriously in the Dem party for his antics.
This weirdo legitimately used to have an imaginary gang banger friend named T Bone that he would use to tell elaborate parables about life in the streets where he pretended to grow up in. He also recently got a celebrity beard to cover up for his bathroom dick grabbing allegations. He should go work in Hollywood.
His imaginary friend T-Bone died in his arms...everything he does is for camera and all about trying to get sound bites during hearings so he can use them in ads. I know someone in congress called him out on it, like along the lines “we know you’re just asking these over the top questions so you can use it for your upcoming campaign commercials.”
I refuse to believe that he wasn't just given his grades at Stanford- I can't believe this nigga went to Oxford. I assume he was a pet of white liberals. Everytime he opens his mouth, something stupid comes out.
19 comments
10 zambonibill21 2019-05-13
Because faggot.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-13
Or as shieky baby so eloquently put “You are gay, and faggot”
9 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-13
Reminds you of Joe.
0 aRTie02150 2019-05-13
That might be it. He gets googly eyes like Joe does and everything.
7 daveyistheman 2019-05-13
Because watermelon.
6 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-13
Because nigger
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-13
You need the michalerichards bot for this
3 SuperToes845 2019-05-13
Because you don't see intelligence behind his eyes, even when he's doing "Mr. Serious Face" like in this picture.
3 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-13
He’s an attention whore, that’s why. He practices every face/reaction in the mirror the night before. He’s so phony and a big doofus. He isn’t even taking seriously in the Dem party for his antics.
3 evil-nick 2019-05-13
sucks Jordan Peele left him to do shitty movies, Their CC show wasnt half bad.
3 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-13
Skin color
3 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
This weirdo legitimately used to have an imaginary gang banger friend named T Bone that he would use to tell elaborate parables about life in the streets where he pretended to grow up in. He also recently got a celebrity beard to cover up for his bathroom dick grabbing allegations. He should go work in Hollywood.
3 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-13
His imaginary friend T-Bone died in his arms...everything he does is for camera and all about trying to get sound bites during hearings so he can use them in ads. I know someone in congress called him out on it, like along the lines “we know you’re just asking these over the top questions so you can use it for your upcoming campaign commercials.”
2 SibHashian13 2019-05-13
This guy definitely comes off weird. Even his voice and speech pattern is bizarre
2 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-05-13
He doesn't have a cock in his mouth.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-13
I refuse to believe that he wasn't just given his grades at Stanford- I can't believe this nigga went to Oxford. I assume he was a pet of white liberals. Everytime he opens his mouth, something stupid comes out.
1 littlepeteferguson 2019-05-13
Cocaine and mental retardation
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