r/opienanthony: Jim took Mary Jane out for mother's day dinner

Jim took Mary Jane out for mother's day dinner

142 2019-05-13 by AiCPearlJam

Instead of his own mother. What a shameful fruit.

41 comments

9 lrkr526 2019-05-13

My theory is he’s not allowed near his sisters kid

5 rahtin 2019-05-13

With all the sexual deviancy he participated in during his childhood, I'd find it pretty hard to believe that he didn't try to make his sister suck his dick.

1 lrkr526 2019-05-13

Nope she was a yucky girl.

6 JMueller2012 2019-05-13

I guarantee his issues with Jim’s parents are completely contrived and over exaggerated by him just to seem more ‘dark’ and feed in to his stupid sad clown persona. He’s an absolute sociopath

I feel so bad for his family

6 SibHashian13 2019-05-13

Maybe Jim’s alcoholism tore apart the norton family

10 Three_Finger_Brown 2019-05-13

Jimmy lived at home for almost 20 years after quitting drinking, fucking loser

2 scott__the__dick 2019-05-13

One-drink Jimmy was too much for the world to handle.

2 eating_my_own_face 2019-05-13

Do you even know how hard it is to look at water even?

God changed water to wine......how the fuck am i supposed to handle that without having my sponsor with me 24 hrs a day??

1 mrsnickers21 2019-05-13

He tried to motherfuck me!

6 Jesuskush666 2019-05-13

Jim has said before that his parents are just normal god loving people. It's why he took advantage of them for 31 years.

3 realestassdude 2019-05-13

The voicemail his mom left said it all. His mother cared about him at that point, she even had hope that she hadn’t spawned a useless faggot.

1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-05-13

God forbid his mother or father have a glass of wine in front of him.

1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-13

100% guaranteed. He's just a bad son.

5 SamRobertsUglyFaggot 2019-05-13

Piss Worm Norton would rather eat some negro's cum out of a stinky Puerto Rican elephant than spend time with his mom. Way to go, cunt.

1 AxelSpott 2019-05-13

That's disturbingly accurate

4 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-13

I’m truly astonished that Mary Jean isn’t herself a failing single mother.

3 thoughts_n_prayers 2019-05-13

I hope he didn't get the vodka sauce on his gahbahgooohl

1 AxelSpott 2019-05-13

Is that from something? I genuinely don't know and haven't seen it. I'd tell you if i did.

3 aprosbro 2019-05-13

Thats what his mother gets for living 30 miles away

3 DickSlit 2019-05-13

He must legitimately hate his parents.

4 Peckas1 2019-05-13

They weren't there for him when the neighborhood kids had their way!

2 WillyCosby 2019-05-13

That's hilarious! I sure hope everything went smooth with their Uber drivers that day!

2 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-13

If his mom had a dick he'd love her more

2 itsdeegan 2019-05-13

I know it would be doxxing and creepy, but I wish this sub could send Jim’s mom a card. She seems like a nice lady that doesn’t deserve a shitbag son.

2 4stepsbackward 2019-05-13

I hope his geriatric father beats the shit out of him.

2 eating_my_own_face 2019-05-13

Lips from Anvil has more fucking dignity than Jim

2 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-13

I'm sure she could use the company being the mother of 50 abortions and all. That uterus has been more scraped than a lowrider at a car show.

2 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-13

And she still won’t fuck him, right?

2 Phkna1 2019-05-13

He will die alone, and his body will not be found until the neighbors notice the smell. His belongings will be auctioned, and his entire existence will be forgotten due to his total failure to form any meaningful human connections.

1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-13

He's such a piece of shit.

1 flip0pilf 2019-05-13

Fag Hag both of them

1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-05-13

I wonder how much Jim pays Mary Jean to hang out with him.

1 Opesterino 2019-05-13

Please let something terrible happen to Norton. Fuck Opie, fuck Ant(h), fuck Sam, fuck Vos. The prop comic is the worst out of them all.

1 Superbad415 2019-05-13

No, no he didn’t.

1 Gnu_Mutant 2019-05-13

I’m 99.99% out of touch with reality and I still visited my mom on Mother’s Day.