But scherioushly folksh, sho what if my wife killed a neighborsh cat, and I called you out on living in the pasht? I'm doing fine and I'm shtill hilarioush!
21 2019-05-13 by lifeobenreilly
Shirt-removing gig-shilling cock for crack-sucking lisping life-long road comic curtain jerking county fair performing motherfucker.
And even with no commas that sentence was still grammatically better than anything you've ever written.
5 comments
2 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-13
Shill hilarious
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-13
You forgot to mention his stupid hat.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-05-13
Hey buddy, you got a problem with a mall-tan jew trying to look like a hipster Philip Marlowe?
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-13
You forgot to mention he looks like a horse.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-05-13
Even Sarah Jessica Parker thinks he's an ugly fuck.