If you call your money pounds you're an absolute fucking disgrace

100  2019-05-13 by TheWelfareMan

37 comments

5  deep_legal_shit 2019-05-13

they call garbage trucks bin lorry

1  packitchofsositch 2019-05-13

And the guys who drive them "dust men". "Ooo nooo the dust bin is full, tell Sondra that she must handle our dust situation better or she can look for employment elsewhere"

3  praise_st_mel 2019-05-13

Such a brave stand to take, bravo.

3  turquoise_jetson 2019-05-13

Limpwristed limesuckers.

2  SomervilleDan 2019-05-13

I like when Brits call them "quid"

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-13

I like it when muslims gang rape their women

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-13

Oh my!

2  Folken-braggart 2019-05-13

If you call your kilos pounds, you're a retarded faggot.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-13

If you call your fries "chips" you're a chinless genetic dead-end.

2  CacaCunt 2019-05-13

How much Robert De Niro for the dunce cap with the dildo on top?

2  BlackManMoan 2019-05-13

Where are we at with dollarydoos?

1  lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-13

Buncha tea drinkers

1  Brandonberg86 2019-05-13

That’s a cotton field I won’t be picking from.

2  HenryRollinsBot 2019-05-13

That’s a comment I won’t acknowledge with a response.

2  iggypopwasapedophile 2019-05-13

This kills the joke.

2  jsnoots 2019-05-13

You are no MichaelRichardsBot.

I will reserve my praise.

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3  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13

Leave Henry Rollins bot alone, you tyrant!

2  unknowkid96 2019-05-13

That's a star I won't follow

1  StentFeznor 2019-05-13

They're trying to decide between renaming it the dinar or riyal. They just need a few hundred years of sectarian violence first.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13

I call mine "duckets" like the blacks in '92.

6  Single_Action_Army 2019-05-13

To be fair, they have no word for money from their native culture.

2  GunClubVRMod 2019-05-13

Blacks and their parlance 😂 who can keep up?

1  jsnoots 2019-05-13

Abe V got that chedda.

1  SensibleKeks 2019-05-13

Canadian call their coins loonies and toonies. Now am I saying this is grounds for mass extermination of the Canadian people? Yes. Yes I am.

1  Not_Anthwan 2019-05-13

I call my money renmenbi, brotherman. And soon you will too.

1  c0mposition 2019-05-13

oi that'll be 50 pee, bruv, innit

1  [deleted] 2019-05-13

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1  Sue-Do-Nim 2019-05-13

At least joe Rogan didn't cheapen our entire currency with a single joke

0  DrCroccer 2019-05-13

Still beats calling them 'euros' tbh

-7  TheWelfareMan 2019-05-13

It's a different currency, genius.

5  packitchofsositch 2019-05-13

The joke is not giving a shit about faggot shit, because faggot shit is for faggots. How do you forget your own joke.

-1  TheWelfareMan 2019-05-13

It's a good joke

3  DrCroccer 2019-05-13

Reread your own OP and the context of my response before criticizing someone else's intellect, Mr. Smarty Pants

0  Dachosen17 2019-05-13

Bob kelly must be rich then

0  cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-13

They call shopping carts trolleys

2  packitchofsositch 2019-05-13

That is horrific. The Luftwaffe need to give it another go.