Why did he add "The Machine"? Is that part of the title? Or is it because he can't help bringing it up whenever possible, even on his own book cover. It makes zero sense for it to be there.
If he calls himself "The Machine" then at least a couple of the dozen people in the crowd will yell "The Machine" when he gets on stage. When they do that, he pretends that they are talking about his stage-bit about the time he robbed a train in Russia....then he gets to spend 20 minutes out of an hour spot telling "The Machine" story to his fans and killing time with old (OLD) material.
The man's a genius....he even has Joe Rogan telling his millions of listeners that Bert is like Dice (and few others) who HAVE TO repeat bits to please their fans.
Nobody...not even Bert. Supposedly, the audiobook is Bert reading the book....so I would say that at least one person (Bert) listened to/laughed at the audiobook.
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3 fatshamers 2019-05-13
Imagine calling yourself a man-child, being proud of it, and putting it on a fucking book cover.
What a waste.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-13
Carl Ruiz is probably jealous as fuck.
2 craigshinkleboutit 2019-05-13
why did they erase the dick he was holding in editing
2 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-13
What a jew asshole
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-13
He's German and Irish
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-13
Jew and Irish?
2 CheiftainQueef 2019-05-13
Infuriating cuckold
2 choccole 2019-05-13
The soyface meme is actually 100% real.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-13
It really is.
I know a guy who’s a literal cuck, like curates men to fuck his wife while he plays video games and plays with legos and models and shit.
Soyface in literally every single photo I’ve ever seen of the faggot.
2 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-13
Why did he add "The Machine"? Is that part of the title? Or is it because he can't help bringing it up whenever possible, even on his own book cover. It makes zero sense for it to be there.
2 Gekokujo 2019-05-13
People dont get it.
If he calls himself "The Machine" then at least a couple of the dozen people in the crowd will yell "The Machine" when he gets on stage. When they do that, he pretends that they are talking about his stage-bit about the time he robbed a train in Russia....then he gets to spend 20 minutes out of an hour spot telling "The Machine" story to his fans and killing time with old (OLD) material.
The man's a genius....he even has Joe Rogan telling his millions of listeners that Bert is like Dice (and few others) who HAVE TO repeat bits to please their fans.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-13
Why is he drinking "The Machine" out of a glass though? The cover is almost as confusing as Ant's.
But your theory is sound, and you're probably right.
2 Gekokujo 2019-05-13
"So, for 6 years I partied through college (FSU on my daddy's dime)...then I met Joe Rogan and I never had to work that hard ever again"
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-13
Also giving Anthony a run for Brother Joe's money for worst book cover.
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-13
Wondering how many teeth I could knock out in one punch.
2 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-13
Not enough.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-13
How many sharpies should he bring to the book signing, would you say 17?
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-13
I almost didn't recognize the fat soymouthed hack with his shirt on.
1 EvanMG23 2019-05-13
Who read this?
1 Gekokujo 2019-05-13
Nobody...not even Bert. Supposedly, the audiobook is Bert reading the book....so I would say that at least one person (Bert) listened to/laughed at the audiobook.
1 GreatTimerz 2019-05-13
All true stories
1 lowend73 2019-05-13
Same demographic who bought that idiotic Tucker Max book.