“Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything.”
Why the fuck is this outlook acceptable and encouraged? Men are cool and whatever? Really? I’m sure it was a crew of women who built this twat’s mansion...
Aaah, that's why women are the warrior class in every civilization that has every existed for so long that they have literally evolved into having genes specifically designed to fulfill that role. Gotcha.
This is embarrassing to admit, but before I got #woke by Miss Pumba over here, I used to think women were frail and weak based on every single experience I have had with them.
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1 suirogerg 2019-05-13
Hot take on your, stupid:
“Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything.”
Why the fuck is this outlook acceptable and encouraged? Men are cool and whatever? Really? I’m sure it was a crew of women who built this twat’s mansion...
2 Icon_Crash 2019-05-13
"Am I right ladies? If I kill a man with a machete, his last word better be a sincere "Cool!" "
2 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2019-05-13
Aaah, that's why women are the warrior class in every civilization that has every existed for so long that they have literally evolved into having genes specifically designed to fulfill that role. Gotcha.
This is embarrassing to admit, but before I got #woke by Miss Pumba over here, I used to think women were frail and weak based on every single experience I have had with them.
1 the_eternal_ferengi 2019-05-13
Google "farrowing". Trust me
1 suirogerg 2019-05-13
Lovely, sir.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
I wonder if she gave birth in the Everglades, that's where they mate, right?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-13
Who, jews?
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
manajoos
1 toe_trigger 2019-05-13
She'll never lose the weight. She'll probably get fatter and blame it on "the struggles of losing baby weight as a full-time woman" or some shit.
1 Skip4play 2019-05-13
Oh she is going full mom spokesperson. All the baby piss and shit jokes you can handle.
1 PickledHitler 2019-05-13
Where does she come up with this stuff??
1 Phkna1 2019-05-13
Fat vagina and fat sex with my sissy husband jokes are coming!
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-13
I heard that a team of handlers has to observe her around the clock to make sure she doesn't eat that baby.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-13
"Come 'ere, I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain!"
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-13
We can only hope that all that extra fat leads to a stroke in the next year.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-13
She had one kid but already looks like a 45 year old mother of 4
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-13
That poor kid doesn't stand a chance in school. When your mom has hours of material detailing what a slut she is, the mom jokes will never stop.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
That cab driver story will either put the kid in rehab or turn him into a tranny.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-05-13
She ate the baby shortly after this picture was taken.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-13
Ew
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-05-13
Bet she smells like a Chinese restaurant dumpster.