Can I just buy some fucking cookies without being involved in faggot pandering, degenerate mental illness?

42  2019-05-12 by MonsignorScurrility

31 comments

No

Goddammit.

The person who runs the social media account is going to be unemployed. Not because of the video, I’m sure that was approved of, but responding to every negative feedback is going to be a problem.

corporate social media accounts made me believe western civilization is really on its way out. "Do you see how hard @pringles #clappedback at @ChesterCheetah for subtweeting them?" Please, throw your phone in a fucking lake.

Really off putting to know some dude in his early 30’s larps as a 15-year-old girl.

You had to unfollow @littledebbie too?

SHE INVITED ME OVA! LITTLE DEBBIE IS A LIYUH!

I don’t even know the context here...

it's corporate social media humor

This was an idea to create a bunch of office water cooler talk tommorow. "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING HIDEOUS FAGGOT WITH THE Chips Ahoy brand COOKIES? AND THEN THEY SAID HE WAS AN OKAY GUY."

Hey, bal0rd, just a quick heads-up:
tommorow is actually spelled tomorrow. You can remember it by one m, two rs.
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Conservatards calmly BTFO by COOKIE loving DRAG QUEEN #Slaaaaaaaaay

They arent even real people. They're a meme rape gang.

you want to eat a cookie with having to support cross dressing niggers? You racist.

Having a huge ass fucking mouth makes you a failure as a fake woman.

Almost as bad as the Converse ad campaign with that 11 year old drag queen kid. The little fella looks AIDS ridden already. His fucking vile parents should be executed.

But this is what happens when you let the Jews subvert your society.

I know the Jews are putting chemicals into the water to secretly turn us all into Jews.

Suddenly the thought of atrazine turning me gay doesn't sound quite as bad in comparison.

They don’t serve Chips Ahoy in hell, Heathen. Return to Jesus immediately and beg for forgiveness for your profound deviancy.

feeling blessed

Yeah if you just went to the store and bought them.

Jim took time to watch this.

Worst part is slowly the answer is becoming a resounding 'No'. They can't help but inject this shit into absolutely every aspect of life.

that AOC?

Chips Ahoy and every other snack food at the grocery store has soy in it. Eat them long enough and you will look like this unfortunate creature. In other words, the perfect match for 2/3rds of the hosts from O&A.

Chips Ahoy!: The cookie for trannies.

So does this deranged black man just roll around in pancake batter every morning or what. The skin is more blonde than the wig.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

"I need to make sure I only buy shitty boxed chocolate chip cookies from companies who are ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY!"